New THR Dictionary

[keyhole]

Keyhole:
Adj- To describe what your rounds do when shooting. followed by ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Pronoun- Name given by friend while doing 6 year stint as PI
(added 61 since someone else had taken it in another forum, so guess how old I am)

 

[Henry Bowman]

Wow. I aspire to someday have my handle added to the THR dictionary along side those mentioned above.




Required reading material: "Unintended Consequences" by John Ross


Send lawyers, guns and money.

 

[Soap]

Let us not forget to add the term "Gun Dork" to the dictionary right Skunk?

You could also add "Floryed" as in: "Dan went to KSFreeman's library and Floryed 10 books and 3 videos, then drove away in his Mercedes-Benz."

 

[gun-fucious]

"their argument was so full of holes, we immediately FLASHBUNNYIED them"

 

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

After the shoot, they sat around the clubhouse fire, drinking spiked mugs of tea and trying to out-lawdog each other.

- pdmoderator

 

[Kobun]

Kobun: Noun.
1. Nocturnal creature always surrounded by guns.
2. Collector of guns unavailable to most Americans.
Kobun: Verb.
1. To create "jealousy", to make some THR'ers drool.
2. To share his guns with others. As in "He kobunized the shooters, but then he kobuned them."

[Sorry if my Am. grammar sucks]

 

[BerettaNut92]

Kobun, You Norwegians piss me off!!!

Flory, yeah I totally forgot about Gun Dork!

 

[QuickDraw]

QuickDraw=verb.To kill a thread.Sudden end to a posted thread.
ex."That was a really popular thread until it was QuickDrawed.

Most of the time I post,the thread dies immediately

QuickDraw

 

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

runt_ v. To carry more than one's own weight in concealed weapons. "I runt_ed 27 handguns, an AK, and a 155 when I went to Camden last week, and I still didn't feel like I had enough."

- pdmoderator

 

[BerettaNut92]

I runt all the time, or else the wind will knock me over.

 

[sm]

pax

Main Entry: pax
Pronunciation: 'paks, 'päks
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Medieval Latin, from Latin, peace -- more at PEACE
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THR:
pax
function: one whom is gifted with quotes

 

[Sisco]

"ALL YOUR TACTICAL SKUNK ARE BELONG TO US!"

 

[BerettaNut92]

Tutta la vostra fibra del carbonio è appartiene a Skunk!

 

[dongun]

more skunked

skunked: to be beaten so badly by an adversary, that your actual presence in the contest is subject to debate.

"I have been skunked so badly this turkey season, that my wife thinks I have a girlfriend with a fetish for camo."

 

[coonan357]

how about a H Bowman : a very humbling person ... HOWs THAT?

 

[PATH]

I suppose it is time someone put the definition of a "mall Ninja" in the dictionary.

 

[Dave R]

Proposed definition for "MallNinja":

MallNinja (adj.) tactical carried to a ridiculous extreme. As is in "OK, I can buy the full-time flak vest, but the 1" steel truma plate is a bit MallNinja for me."

Or,

"A 2-inch S&W .500 in a ThunderWear holster? Isn't that a bit MallNinja?"

 

[PATH]

Nicely said Dave!

 

[BerettaNut92]

Daniel Flory:
1. To call someone formally by their full name, esp by parents when you are in deep doo doo. "Daniel Flory. Come here right this minute."

 

[George Hill]

"It's a bit MallNinja to pack a DSA STG-58 Shorty in your book bag when going to the library..."

MallNinja... good one.

"I decided to go MallNinja so I loaded up 4 pistols and carried them all concealed. All I needed was some Milk and Butter... but that the heck. I REALLY needed the milk."

 

[Soap]

Very true Skunkability.

 

[grampster]

Gr amp ster: Pre-Invective....Unintelligible grunts and sounds when prying, heaving, or otherwise attempting to assemble or disasemble firearm related products. Usually followed by coarse invective recently able to be reintroduced to THR, but symbolically shown as...********** usually accompanied by sweating and bulging eyes.

Man bending over gunbench with various and sundry gun parts in the process of being put back together...Grrrrr grrrraammmmp grrrr aaaaaaaaamp grrrrrrrrrrr amp (spring flies off something into the dark corner of the basement) sssssssssssttr!!!!! ********** **** ********* ***-****!

grampster

 

[sm]

Ah ha...

So I was on gramstered knees,looking for the recoil plug I El Tejoned across the shop at my gunsmith's the other day.

I was paxing the new THR dictionary, when I spied it under the unSkunk-tical tool chest.

Then afterwards my gunsmith and I Lawdogged for a bit.

Ok, I think I"m ready for the exam...

 

[Henry Bowman]

Thanks Coonan.

I'd buy yours if it were for sale.

 

[Hutch]

To Hutch: (True story from high school, a looooong time ago). To miss a pool shot a blind man could make with his cane. The ultimate Hutch was to manage to scratch on the 8-ball, with the 8-ball positioned so as to be alllllllllllllllmost un-missable.