The words of a middle-aged gentleman gleefully walking past my wife, who was sitting on a bench in the Bass Pro Shop.
I needed to get a bunch of clothes and some boots for a hunting trip to a place with really cold conditions. We don't get a lot of real cold here, so I didn't have a lot of things that to many outdoorsmen are just basic items that everyone's got. And mail-ordering boots just doesn't usually work out, especially in a tight time frame.
So we drove to the nearest Bass Pro, 2 hours away. First time I'd been there. Spent hours, but I did get everything I needed. Dropped $500. Ugh! But it was kinda fun, even for a cheap bastard like me, and I NEVER enjoy spending money.
The place does seem like the anti-mall. Men walk around looking really excited, filling carts with stuff, while their wives look puzzled at what the excitement is about.
I needed to get a bunch of clothes and some boots for a hunting trip to a place with really cold conditions. We don't get a lot of real cold here, so I didn't have a lot of things that to many outdoorsmen are just basic items that everyone's got. And mail-ordering boots just doesn't usually work out, especially in a tight time frame.
So we drove to the nearest Bass Pro, 2 hours away. First time I'd been there. Spent hours, but I did get everything I needed. Dropped $500. Ugh! But it was kinda fun, even for a cheap bastard like me, and I NEVER enjoy spending money.
The place does seem like the anti-mall. Men walk around looking really excited, filling carts with stuff, while their wives look puzzled at what the excitement is about.