There's a Christian parable concerning stones and glass houses. I think a variation -- Let him who
hasn't done something incredibly stupid in the name of amusement cast the first stone -- maybe applies here.
A certain LEO of canine extraction once came upon an officer fast asleep and snoring in a marked unit on the graveyard shift. Said officer may or may not have lit the fuse on a string of firecrackers and dropped them onto the passenger seat. Said furry officer may also have screamed:
"Shots fired...officer DOWN! just before the firecrackers started going off. Allegedly.
A sheriff of my acquantance was driving a newly hired officer about the county, when he noticed that the new hire had gone to sleep in the passenger seat of the unit. The sheriff promptly drove out to the local lake, held his sawn-off 12 gauge out the window, squeezed off two rounds and bellowed:
"Cover me, boy, I'M GOIN' IN!".
Apparently the prospective officer made it chest-deep in lake water before stopping to see what was actually going on. The sheriff gently advised him to go be a cop somewhere safer - Dallas was recommended.
As far as never having done something incredibly bloody stupid in the name of amusement -- well, I kinda gotta bow out on the stone-throwing.
Hell, not just amusement -- I'm the guy who executed Santa Claus, and held a child's doll at gunpoint. :banghead:
And, having read some accounts here and on TFL concerning Members and experiences with high-explosives; shotgun shells/ball bearings; common household chemicals in the proper proportions; the shooting of various pressurized/volatile/spectacular items; high-velocity engineering; 12-gauge disposal of common household pests; or anything else that causes overuse of the bug-eyed emoticon, I'm not sure that more than a few maybe ought not to be getting in on the stone-throwing either.
Just two cents worth of flash-burned eyebrow, anyhoo.
LawDog