Out of the Mouths of Babes

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I think this tale will amuse some of you and give hope to others - maybe. Any Anti will probably choke and gag:

My eldest granddaughter is two and a half years old. She knows I'm a shooter and has seen and handled my guns when I'm around. She's been instructed very carefully never to touch unless I permit it and she obeys that rule. She has watched me on numerous occasions shoot most of my weapons out at her house (where her father and I built a small shooting range).

Anyway last week she was spending the night with us. Her and my wife were in the bedroom watching TV. It was a very, very windy night with a 3/4 moon. There are trees and bushes outside our bedroom window. The bright moon shining thru the tree branches cast some pretty weird looking shadows on the ceiling. That combined with the noises of the wind put the idea into my GD's head that there were monsters on the ceiling and something needed to be done to make them go away.

So what does she do? Climbs off the bed and runs into my play room where I was playing on the computer and says, "Paw Paw - shoot monsters". My initial reaction was to play along... I had my Sig P220 sitting next to me so I dropped the mag and ejected the chambered round to make it safe and she says, "No Paw Paw - get big gun - shoot monsters" and heads over to where my AR-15 is stashed in it's hard case and never touching it pointed to it (close by were a Win M94, a Saiga Rifle, a Marlin 25 and a double barreled shotgun). "Big GUN, Paw Paw! Shoot monsters with Big GUN!", still pointing at the case with the AR-15.

My wife thought that was really cool, so did I - but it made me wonder if two year olds don't know more than we give them credit for? I'm also pretty sure she won't grow up to be an ANTI and probably won't ever be undergunned. :D

NOTE: For those wondering I didn't uncase the AR and wander into the bedroom pretending to shoot monsters. Both my wife and I explained to her the shadows weren't monsters. I made shadow puppets on the wall to show her and that settled the issue.
 
I think its a funny story...but the play along part could make her confuse gun with toys.

A child doesn't know, or is even capable of ejecting the mag let alone racking the slide to eject the chambered round. They don't know about loaded chamber indicators or safeties.

I don't have a problem with letting children handle guns...but they aren't going to be playing with them....

Sorry for the semi-flame...nothing personal...but you are right...kids know what big guns are...
 
Mr Mysterious made a valid point when he said...
I think its a funny story...but the play along part could make her confuse gun with toys.
She will in my estimation never do that. She has seen what a gun can do at the range her father and I built. She's watched real guns blow apart water bottles and cans of tomatoes. She has a toy six shooter she plays with on occasion and knows the difference between it and the real deal. Plus she's been taught to never touch the real deal by both me and her father and has to the best of my knowledge never touched one without permission. Even that night she only pointed at and never touched even the case because she wasn't given permission to do so. And I never did pretend shoot the monsters - reread about the shadow puppets.
A child doesn't know, or is even capable of ejecting the mag let alone racking the slide to eject the chambered round. They don't know about loaded chamber indicators or safeties.
True enough - see above.
I don't have a problem with letting children handle guns...but they aren't going to be playing with them....
I couldn't agree more - see above.

Sorry for the semi-flame...nothing personal...but you are right...kids know what big guns are...

Flame? What flame? :D Man you must be one sensitive guy if you considered your post a flame - even a semi one. I thought it was a totally reasonable response to what might be considered by some irresponsible actions on my part.

Just to emphasize she has been taught to never ever touch either her father's or my firearms without permission. For a two year old that's about all they can handle. Don't touch without permission.
 
Grandchildren are the best aren`t they....

Pure joy incarnate. I've got two so far - one girl and one boy - each from a different daughter.

I have 3 daughters. I can't wait for the boy to get older (he's only 4 months old) so I can do some of the things with him I'd have done if I'd had any sons.
 
Your face must get tired I assume because your smiling so much when she's around.Right?:)
For all you Anti-gun lurkers reading this and recoiling in horror, get a life. Oops,I'm sorry,you can't. Your so busy intruding into the lives of other people. That sweet little girl is going to grow up to be a beautiful woman with outstanding values that is evident even now.
 
I'll share a little story bout my 2 1/2 year old daughter.Couple weeks ago her mom was shooting her flintlock out back.Little one gets up from her nap and we go out to watch mom shoot.Daughter wants to shoot so we get the pellet rifle out.I break it open to load it and she tells me "no daddy
the bullet has to go in the front".Gotta love it.....
 
I gotta ask this, while reading the first post was anyone else reminded of when Major Payne shot up the closet?
 
Whenever my son is at his grandparents sleeping in his dads old room he always seems to see monsters. Unfortunately the imaginary guns his dad gives him for the monsters is just too ineffective. It takes his grandma with a small beam weapon to take care of them.


P.S. And yes for those who were wondering the beam weapon is a small light :neener:
 
Kids are great. My 3 year old has told me that when she has monsters in her dreams, she just shoots them like Daddy would.
 
My wife is a nonhunter and a big softy. She is not anti but has always harrassed me about hunting for Bambi etc. When our oldest was about 5 or so we were passing a field with several deer in it.The daughter said "I think its sad that they shoot the daddy deer,the mommy and baby deer will be lonely" My wife turned and gave me a ha ha she's on my side look, Just as I was about to explain how daddy animals don't stay with the mommies, the daughter continued " I think they should just shoot them all so none of them get lonely" Needless to say I got the last laugh that day.
 
" I think they should just shoot them all so none of them get lonely"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!:D

Priceless. Absolutely priceless. :p

One comedian I saw on TV was going on a rant one time about PETA. They (PETA) had been whining to him about all the destruction cattle cause, with their eating habits being able to clear entire fields, their annual methane expulsion, and so forth. "What are you doing to prevent this problem?" they asked.

Him: "I'm eatin' the cows." :D
 
Well that does make me feel a bit better knowing that I am not the only one that gets called Paw Paw.
 
"...But I'm only one man!..."

Him: "I'm eatin' the cows."
That would be Ron White, for anyone who wants to hear it. Laugh riot, but explicit at times. I play it at work. :evil:
was anyone else reminded of when Major Payne shot up the closet?
Actually I was reminded of the bedtime story about Bubba on the Little Engine that Could. :p
 
Werewolf

Good Job, by you and the Child's Father. Sounds like you're bringing thewm up right. Makes me smile, si you head is probably about to split.

Kids are the best!:D
 
:p
Well this should answer the "what gun to use for zombies" question that keeps coming up.


"Big GUN, Paw Paw! Shoot monsters with Big GUN!"

Always use

"Big GUN, Paw Paw! Shoot monsters with Big GUN!"!
:evil:
 
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