Outrageous claims..

[Carl N. Brown]

"Hit any part of the body to stop it dead in its tracks".

As I re-read it the third time, I realised it implied if I shoot someone in the finger, it would stop the finger dead in its tracks. Or the arm. Or the leg. Or the right ear lobe. Now I get it.

Does sound like the eXtreme Schlock ads.

 

[Redlg155]

Given the advertisement, the name DRT does make sense...

When referring to individuals who have ceased their life functions, DRT meant "Dead right there!"....unless of course they become reanimated and become.....ZOMBIES!!!!!

Then of course this ammo is absolutely worthless because everyone knows that the only product that works is Hornady's Zombie Killer Bullets!

Sorry, but I couldn't resist.

 

[rugerdude]

Gunbroker ad for a Gibbs 1903 Sniper rifle recreation.

"Invest in the future of your country - buy this rifle! Who could argue your Patriotism if they noticed you have paid the price of Freedom by buying this gun! How could Obama and Hillary allow the U.N. Small Arms Treaty to pass when they see you as the new owner of this rifle?"

Funny, I didn't think the price of freedom was $999.99

 

[Justin]

Any day now, I expect to open a CTD catalog and see ads for X-ray specs and Sea Monkeys right along with all of the other stuff they sell.

 

[rromeo]

The name of the company is an outrageous claim.