Been thinking some more...
...about this here PETP/THR/Redneck Cup
We seem to have more ladies now than we did.
THR Ladies are the bestest! Our ladies can beat anyone else's Ladies.
Need some special Ladies events - that is what I was thinking about...
-Bathroom Stall Breaching,
When you gotta go, you gotta go and for sure , them long lines? I figure a Shotgun would make them lines thin out a bit.
-Parking Spot event.
Never fails when a lady just needs to run in for one of two items, spies a parking spot up close, some idiot comes up the lane the wrong way, and snags it...usually parking all crooked. I mean some of these little cars folks do this rude behavior with, no bigger than a doe, shotgun most assurdly take care of .
-Cat-Calls and Rude Event.
You know the beer gutted, rude, ugly, smelly guys talking lewd behind ladies backs...
Gonna need some beams, targets are hard hats, lunch pails and the Thermos...extra points for hitting the bubba crack target hanging by suspenders with rock salt....
-We saw it first event
1) Minivan with side doors open just running down aisle 4 and getting them whites on sale for kid's rooms...
2) Picnic area event , in this one they use the Macho Truck taken from Cat-Call event Bubba don't need anymore, and run off the vagrants, feral cats, and what not.
Note: This Second version , might just be a all afternoon affair and require special admittance fees - Lots of chocolate.
I got this mind pic of Barbara so proud sporting them Suspenders taken earlier from hitting the suspened butt crack target, pax Kaylee, MedGirl ...etc, all wanting to take turns driving the Macho Truck, running over stuff, running thru stuff, chasing stuff, and taking turns shooting from the bed of truck.
Video Sales of filming this event alone would generate enough monies for next years PETP events.
"Gals Just Want to Have Fun!!"
Use Enough Chocolate