Pivotal moment in handgun history
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Cornhusker77
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Superman wears Chuck Norris jammies.
Chuck isn't endorsing Glock, Glock is endorsing Chuck Norris.
Chuck isn't endorsing Glock, Glock is endorsing Chuck Norris.
Bandit67
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I looked at that and immediately bought 3 glocks for fear of getting roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Before there was Glock, he endorsed Uzi. 
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"Hello, I'm Chuck Norris." "I'm not a Texas Ranger or police officer, but I did play one on television."
"So, you can take it from me, as a 79 year old actor, that Glocks are peachy-keen and perfect."
"That's my expert opinion, and I'm not just saying that because they paid me a truckload of cash."
"It's some kind of pistol. Right?"
"So, you can take it from me, as a 79 year old actor, that Glocks are peachy-keen and perfect."
"That's my expert opinion, and I'm not just saying that because they paid me a truckload of cash."
"It's some kind of pistol. Right?"
You whine to Chuck that you can't shoot a Glock because of the grip angle and you don't like that it doesn't have a safety.
Chuck don't have no safeties on his fists and feet. His grip will make you cry.
I really should close this but ... it's quite the kick.
Chuck don't have no safeties on his fists and feet. His grip will make you cry.
I really should close this but ... it's quite the kick.
Bandit67
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This thread will be closed when Chuck Norris closes it with a roundhouse kick to the face.
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This thread will be closed when Chuck Norris closes it with a roundhouse kick to the face.
Only if he takes a double dose of Advil and his arthritis isn't acting up. Also, it's just not the same when he has to balance on a cane.
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Good One Reeferman!
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Meh!
Blkhrt13
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He is old as the hills. But he was the face of action for a hot minute. I sho nuff believe he is why there is so many people who took a few years of karate.
Speedo66
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It's so rare to see a little humor on this site, I'm sure the people posting in this thread are enjoying the fun.
I'll tell Chuck if you close it!
I'll tell Chuck if you close it!
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Try to think of something original. This oft parroted remark is tiresome and could be used for Kimber, S&W, Sig and many others.Glock is a mass marketing consumer-product company. So like a lot of mass marketing consumer product companies, they spend money on celebrity endorsements by celebrities who don't necessarily have any actual qualification ...blah, blah, blah....
Glock is good at marketing.
..And great at making quality handguns
.He was actually an Air Force AP. Rumor has it also a police reservist, but I did find a site claiming that unconfirmed.
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As well as the official Dodgeball championship referee.
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He did a bit more than just movies.
"Norris earned his first World Middleweight Karate Championship title in 1968. Proving to be one of the greatest fighters in martial arts, he defended this title five more times. He decided to retire after his 1974 victory."
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Chuck is great but he's no Jerry Miculek:
Its cool, yet also quite sad, that Jerry can get better groups offhand with a 50 caliber rifle than I can with a 22.
I also think Jerry could have stopped the alien invasion in The Avengers all by himself
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