I also think rcmodel would be great as an "instant" diagnoser.
HOWEVER, the format takes two partners to jab at each other, in real time, and come up with humorous, somewhat believable solutions to problems. Thus a radio-type format is quite necessary. Anyone want to do the give-&-take with rcmodel? Not that I would presume he wants the "job", anyway. Maybe it's better that he stays here and gives measured, accurate opinions and recommendations, when he wants to.