it's a miracle...a pump shotgun that can talk!!!

[kmrcstintn]

I never realized it til now...I used to own a pump shotgun that could talk!!!

Really...it could!

It said..."BOOM; click-clack; BOOM; click-clack; BOOM; click-clack; BOOM; click-clack; BOOM; click-clack; BOOM; click."

It said it every time I would feed it and let it digest shotshells. It could hold 1 in it's mouth and 5 in it's pouch. It only needed a little persuation to get the food from its pouch into its mouth and to get the gristle out of its mouth and in with fresh food again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[N3rday]

um...ok...

 

[kmrcstintn]

...just an attempt at humor...

 

[foghornl]

Ya know, my Maverick 88 speaks the same language....

Although the old blackpowder .44 1858 Army said something different...the sounds of the hammer being pulled back sounded amazingly like "rem ing ton" followed by "BANG!"

 

[Sistema1927]

Ask your Doctor to change your medication. Whatever he has you on right now isn't working.

 

[ABTOMAT]

He started early. Today's the holiday for herbal users.

 

[N3rday]

I think the lesson here is never to laugh at your own joke before someone else does. Oh, and to stay in school and stay off drugs.

 

[carpettbaggerr]

I saw one today, it whispered
"buy me"

The one I've already got says "shoot me"
all the time

 

[kmrcstintn]

Due to the inablilty of readers to get my sense of humor, I am going to cry...
(watch the attached thumbnail for a few seconds...its funny)

 

[starplayer]

lets start another "yo momma is so tactical" thread. i got a few ideas

 

[TMM]

I thought it was funny...