Rusty Shackleford said:
I used to undo my belt and unbutton the top button of my pants to pee.
...Then a buddy of mine got the crap beat out of him while peeing. When he let go, his pants dropped to his knees and he couldn't run, get into a good stance to keep from falling over, or widen his base to throw a good punch...
Now I only pee out of the zipper and don't undo my belt or pants button. If it came down to it, you could still run or fight with your roger dodger flopping around out of your fly.
1. Sprint for cover
2. Return fire
3. Tuck wiener in
4. Zip fly up
The order of 1 and 2 could be switched or done simultaneously depending on the situation. The order for 3 and 4... not so much...
LOLOLOL sorry, I LOL'ed when I read this...But yes, that is a good tactic haha
I've heard some of these and they are pretty good...I've always liked the ATM ones from Crossfit's SPEAR system. If you are at the ATM late at night, alone, and someone appears out of the corner of your eye, and you get a bad feeling, but they are still a good distance away, HIT the machine, press "return card," and yell "WTH DO YOU MEAN 'INSUFFICIENT FUNDS?!' I JUST DEPOSITED THE CHECK YESTERDAY!" This will most likely send a couple messages to the could-be BG:
1) This guy didn't take out any money...Do I wanna rob him?
2) A pissed off, broke, angry guy...Is this really worth it?
Of course this isn't going to be a 100% deterrence, but does it hurt? No. If it works, then GREAT! Just go to another bank a little further away...A gallon or two of gas isn't worth you possibly getting robbed for more money or your life.
Another good one is to dress cheap and scrubby. This may not work too well to assist your social/intimate life (lol
) but if you are a person that walks around wearing torn walmart jeans with one of those 3 dollar "I love NY" shirts...Well...You are going to look less favorable to BG's than maybe someone wearing a $200 Diesel shirt, a $300 pair of True Religion jeans and a $4,000 Cartier watch...
Carry a cane. They are legal in places most other weapons are not. May look a bit goofy, but just tell people that you recently got injured at school/work/home, etc and limp around...heh. They are GREAT improvised weapons, especially if you get really good quality ones. Pair that up with some self defense/martial arts training in Eskrima, Kobudo Karate, Krav Maga or other techniques involving stick fighting tactics and you will be a force to be reckoned with! (An odd looking, torn walmart jeans, I love NY shirt wearing wierdo, but a force to be reckoned with, none-the-less!)
When CC'ing in/on/around your hip, try to have your "gun hand's" thumb right under the bottom edge of your shirt. That way, you will always be able to slip it right behind the shirt and access the gun a little easier without the worry of your hand snagging and folding up the shirt when trying to draw. Stuff happens at the worst possible times. I even go so far as to practice walking around pinching the edge with my OFF hand, so I can easily pull up with the off hand, making drawing with my gun hand even easier. If you become accustomed to this, it will not look too suspicious, as it just looks like casual garment adjusting.
When walking to and from your car/home, keep your gun hand free. With the off hand, have your key(s) in hand, and hold it as if you would hold it before actually putting it into a key hole. This position of holding your key is good because it will already be lined up in position to put into the key hole and it can be used as an improvised stabbing weapon (Should all your tools be exhausted and your only option are your hand(s)/whats in them) you could stick into eyes, nose, mouth, ear canal, throat, etc. Keep your cell phone in the opposite pocket as your gun hand (I.E. if you are right handed and shoot right handed, keep the phone in left front pocket and learn to dial left handed, one handed.) Same concept applies to your carry flashlight (if you carry one). If you carry a carry knife, this one is a tough call. Some people like to carry knives in different places. I like to carry in my back right pocket, but I am right handed. I feel that if I ever have to use my knife in a SD scenario, it would probably be because I could not deploy my gun or something happened to my gun...If for some reason my right hand is tied up (I.E. BG grabs my gun hand or shoots my right and gun gets lost/goes flying/he takes it) then I figure I can reach over and still access the knife. The positioning of the knife is a toughy, even I need some tips on good places to carry a knife.
Know where the closest police department or nearest 24 hour business/location/restaurant is. PD's almost ALWAYS have someone, somewhere on the premises, and that someone is usually an officer or someone who can notify or alert an officer at the drop of a hat (The precinct I worked for, all the secretaries and janitors all carried radios that were open to our dispatch frequency as well). The business thing applies as well, as long as there is a business owner or other people that can witness you. This may become a good tactic for situations where you think someone is following you on the road or some tool with road rage is messing with you. If you pull into a police precinct or parking lot of a 24 hour gas station, then that may make the person think twice and leave. Even if they don't you are now in a place where there are other people and most likely they will have phones to contact help. You get my drift...