Shot some crackers yesterday

[jagdpanzer347]

With a 6mm Airsoft. It was a slow night at work so we set up a little range. Some left over crackers from the Christmas party were acceptable reactive targets. Stick 'em in the edge of a box and you're good to go. We found that a solid hit would take a Sociable right out. Triscuits, on the other hand, are much tougher customers. The BBs punched neat little holes in them. All in all, a pleasant diversion while waiting to begin the Christmas break.

-jagd

 

[Apple a Day]

As a persyn born in Georgia I find your use of the term "cracker" offensive and am shocked that you could advocate the shooting of "crackers" as a recreational sport. I insist that you publicly apologize and forthwith only refer to people born in the state of Georgia as Georgian-Americans and crunchy snack wafers suitable for topping with tasty, festive condiments as Wafer-Americans!
If you refuse or delay I will immediately have the lawyers of the ACLU (American Cracker Liberty Union... which rhymes with Soviet Union) sue you into oblivion and redistribute your confiscated wealth among snackfoods and citizens of Georgia.

 

[TIMC]

Now that right there is funny, I don't care who you are!

 

[philbo]

LOL! best laugh I've had all week!

 

[illini52]

I can't believe he used the 'C' word!

 

[SShooterZ]

LMAO!! @ this thread!!! Shooting crackers, Cracker Liberty Union...

You all have a Merry Christmas!

 

[joesolo]

Funny but a good idea....going to get some crackers now. Cheers.

Joe

 

[Ramius]

Thanks for the funnies....
Christmas with the flu is not much fun...
But at least I can smile!

Must be nice to work somewhere that permits cracker shooting on company time!

R.

 

[Mr White]

And the light bulb atop Mr White's head begins to shine.

The little Junior Whites have Airsoft guns. There are surely crackers, er, uh, I mean snack wafers in the cupboard.

Lord, I apologize for all the starving pygmies and for the all the wasting of perfectly good snack wafers that I am about to partake in.

 

[zero_chances]

Do you have a gas airsoft gun? Those things are really fun.

 

[michiganfan]

What is the minimum caliber for getting a one shot stop on a cracker or is it all placement

 

[mp510]

Saltines are also a fun target, especially generic ones

 

[ArfinGreebly]

Send Pics

I wanna see some groups.

How many holes can you put in a Triscuit before it's too holey? (Did I say that?)

Does your gun achieve a minute of Cheez-It?

What happens when you're "puttin' on" the Ritz?

 

[jagdpanzer347]

Thanks for the replies all. It's all about shot placement when dealing with the evil cracker hoardes. If you can hit a thin wafer or chip center mass, it'll usually quite readily give up the ghost, so to speak. The Triscuits I fear, may begin to haunt my dreams. They're like some kind of freak'in Terminator snack.
They take hit after hit and keep taunting you, refusing to fall. I feel I may have to up-arm myself with a full auto M4 variant before I take on the evil Cheeto empire! Merry Christmas all.

-jagd

 

[tellner]

Just for S&G I made some old Union Army hardtack. The dogs had trouble chewing it. I valued my teeth to much to try. But I can report that 125 grain 357 jacketed hollowpoints break it into bite-sized pieces.

 

[Rembrandt]

I'm surprised no one has asked what airsoft "Black Gun" to use against attacking Cracker Zombies....or is it Zombie Crackers?

 

[Dave P]

I don't were you are pal, but around here the crackers shoot back!

 

[Erebus]

Charcoal Briquettes work good too, get a rather satisfying puff of black dust when you hit em, they are bio-degradable and don't cost much.

 

[TnRebel]

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tell him Dave ; LOL I know a lot of Crackers that shoot back

 

[doubleg]

too funny. thats the problem with the anti's... no sense of humor

 

[El Tejon]

I had ancestors that shot a bunch of crackers and it ended the Civil War!

 

[WESTTX357]

Now there are gonna be guys loading up the airsofts and attacking the salad bar.

 

[redneck2]

could you use Jello from the salad bar for ballistic gelatin tests??

 

[evan price]

What if I wanted to shoot Oreos, would I get in trouble? You see, after I split them apart to make double-stuffed Oreos, you have those extra leftover Oreo cookies with no cream in them, what to do? The Oreo factory wouldn't answer my letter regarding returning them to the factory to be refilled with cream...

 

[doubleg]

*runs in kitchen and starts making jello