Skunk Facts

[entropy]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Skunkabilly.


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Skunkabilly.



Skunkabilly kicked the original Gerber baby in the face because he gave him "a look."


Skunkabilly can hire ninjas to kill the assassins he hired to kill you. Then he can kill the ninjas with his bare hands. He already did this two years ago, you just never knew about it because he's that good.

 

[Hardtarget]

When I was ten I "caught" a skunk...rode home from Lebanon, (Tenn.), to Nashville in my underwear....rest of my clothes were tied to the rear bumper. Several baths and lots of raw skin later I went to school on Monday morning. I got a little extra space for a day or two. I've quit messing with skunks.
Mark.

 

[mbs357]

Skunk Facts, (with apologies to Chuck Norris)

No need to apologize to him...not like he wrote all those crazy things.



It's true...they wrote themselves.

 

[Elmer Snerd]

Skunk doesn't hide. He just tells the bad guys "I'm not here" and they are too scared to not believe him.

Only Skunk's presence keeps the Alien Invasion Fleet at bay.

If Skunk were a security guard on Star Trek, he would wear a 5.11 tactical black shirt instead of a red shirt. Then the Enterprise wouldn't need any other "Red Shirts".

Skunk is sooooo tactical that when he yells at characters doing stupid things on TV and in movies, they apologize and do as he says.

California's state AWB was enacted for the sole purpose of keeping Skunk's Tacticality from reaching critical mass.

 

[WinchesterAA]

I've only seen one skunk in the wild..

I was deer hunting from a box stand with my .270. Skunk was ~95 yards out. It was late and it was a crappy day, didn't really want to clean a deer anyway, so I shot it.