Somebody shot my bag!!!!!!!!!1

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So, took today off that annoying work thing and went to the range. Have two new AR's to get zero'd in and a new Ted Yost modded commander. (oh my, worth every penny, BTW)
one of the AR's is exactly like my fancy rig and is for the wife. (17" 1 in 8, Carbon fibre free float, Troy BUIS, Kreiger barrel turned down under the guard, MSTN comp, TA31 ACOG on an RRA lower, unbelievable lightweight accurate gun, MSTN knows their stuff, but anyway back to the story).

So, to zero in we've been shooting off our shooting bags, but last time my wife noticed that I was getting burn marks on my bag (flash hider on a M1A) so this week while picking up ammo, we bought a sandbag rest doodad (I forget the name, but you know what i"m talking about)

So, I start shooting in with my new cheapie AR and it's too low. It pivots on the 30 round mag, so I go put it on top of an ammo can. This work fine for me and is really much better than my range bag. It's now the wife's turn and she decides that is too high. I say "honey, it won't work, it's too low"
sure enough, she decides after shooting 4 or 5 that it's too low. :)banghead: ).
So, I wander off to load mags and when I come back she's shooting off her range bag ( you know you are both gun nuts when you need your own range bags)
So, i'm spotting for her, we're shooting in and I look down and say "put down the rifle and stop"

She's slipping back and she's shooting through the bag on the far end. :what:
I'm just busting up and dying at this. She's pretty mad (cuz she just bought the bag and she feels really dumb and i'm not helping by just laughing so hard I can barely stand up.

SO, we finish on the short range and I don't miss any opportunities to give her a hard time about it (I thought you liked that bag. What did that bag do to you, etc, you can tell I'm sleeping on the couch tonight can't you?)

So, we move to the 100 yard range, she's using the sand bag again (and every time i look at her range bag I bust up)
All of a sudden i hear bad words come from my wife. :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

She let the rifle slip back (I keep telling her to lean into it) and SHOT THROUGH THE SAND BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's bleeding sand all over the bench.
I'm just dying and falling on the ground.

Now she's really mad and she says "get some tape"
now who brings tape to the range?
So, she pulls out the first aid kit and puts a band aid on it and it stops throwing sand everywhere.

She now leans forward into the rifle.

BTW, I'm sure I'm sleeping on the couch tonight, all the way home, unloading it, etc. I should take pictures.
 
:D Great story Brian, I hope your couch is comfy. :p

When my wife and I shot IHMSA Silhouette back in the 80's, we had one guy who was cheap as all get out, I mean he would use practice brass at the state match. I remember him having case separations about every third round. Not a big deal with a Contender, but still, picking pieces of brass out of your gun while you are supposed to be competing...

Anyway, he wore bell-bottom jeans (hey, they weren't worn out yet). He was shooting from the Creedmore position with a 10" Contender at one match and the breeze blew his bell bottom over the muzzle just as he fired. Blew a really nice hole in his pants.

The best part: He showed up at the next match with the same jeans on. He had put a paisley patch over the bullet hole. :D
 
Be glad she didn't ask you to kneel down and try shooting by using your shoulder as a rest...

Amazingly enough I've seen that happen. Guess what happened to the "gun rest"?

-Dev
 
Brian,

Paybacks are going to something else on the Sporting Clay range next time, at least you can "try" the excuse you "fell asleep on the sofa, and had a crick in your neck" . Of course we ALL know your wife outshoots you at SC. :D

Tape : *ahem* remember those communications you and I had not long ago? The one where I mentioned Dr.Scholls molefoam, black electrical tape and silk surgical tape being just staples in a bag? Yeah those conversations.

Okay, since you are one of us "dumb males" and probably need something think about with a sofa poking at you tonight...

Young lady learned to shoot skeet. I took her under my wing. She met some other ladies and they assisted me with loaning her a gun, some old gear. Money was tight with having been thru a nasty divorce from an abusive husband.

I did mention old gear, hand me downs , that were hand me downs to start with? Poor old range bag and shell pouch.

Now she had a couple of nice hats, one a Stetson, another a fine straw hat. Then she heard about shooting a straight, and what happens. Even saw folks shot my bandanas, I didn't /don't wear ball caps, if they want to shoot my "hat" they have to hit a bandana with a clay in it. I make life difficult when can for folks. :) Understand I had shot my straights , just sometimes folks shoot my bandanas for a celebration. Kids and I do this , granted some adult have expressed shooting my bandana with me still in it...

She just came out to shoot, had a hard day, just wanted to shoot, and did so with some reloads that had been reloaded one time too many from a bucket we had given her.

She ran a straight. :D

Well she wasn't wearing a hat, and no way she was going to let us shoot a bandana she was using, it was a nice one, one of the ladies had given her.
So while the ladies are chasing her for her bandana, and she really did lock heself in her car...

I dump the hand me down , ugly , pitiful range bag and shell pouch, and set on the field, then I shoot them.

Here come the ladies, to come shoot too...
Bringing up the rear was the lady with her first straight...

Excited at first, still we were shooting her only bag and shell pouch, she was still using a borrowed 1100 in 20 ga.

She...got...kinda...quiet.

Then we presented her with a new bag and shell pouch/ belt that matched , she really really wanted. :D We had been waiting for her to run a straight...

You think women go nuts over new shoes, interior decorating, or somesuch....wait'll you see a gal run a straight , get new gear!

When she shot 50 straight 2 weeks later, she had the ugliest hat from a Dollar store...we were not allowed within 10 ft of her new bag and pouch. We shot the hat...then I gave her a AA 50 straight patch, which went next to the AA 25 straight on her shell pouch :)

"boiiiiing"

dang sofa springs....
 
my girlfriend shot the wall of a hunting blind once (and deafened herself temporarily)

seems offhand shooting with short arms and the height a scope sits above the barrel conspired to put the muzzle inside and below window level...

she was shooting my 30-30 bolt gun at a target placed where the feed pile would go, getting a feel for the shot...

after razzing her a bit, i too got treated to a night on the couch... (sometimes, just sometimes, it's worth it, sleeping on the couch...)
 
Two weeks ago, I was sighting in a flattop AR with high rings. I was leaning on one side rail of my dad's pickup, shooting across the bed at a paper target. Sure didn't see any of the opposite side in my scope anywhere. Shot four shots, nowhere on the paper. What the heck? I safety the gun and walk around to inspect the target when I notice four holes right at the top of the side of my dad's truck on the inside of the bed. No exit holes. Boy, that ruined my range trip. My dad was really good about it, as he is known to be.

So, before shooting, know not only what's behind your intended target, but also what's between you and your intended target. :eek:
 
Two weeks ago, I was sighting in a flattop AR with high rings. I was leaning on one side rail of my dad's pickup, shooting across the bed at a paper target. Sure didn't see any of the opposite side in my scope anywhere. Shot four shots, nowhere on the paper. What the heck? I safety the gun and walk around to inspect the target when I notice four holes right at the top of the side of my dad's truck on the inside of the bed. No exit holes. Boy, that ruined my range trip. My dad was really good about it, as he is known to be.

I have done this with the other end of the truck, right through the side of the hood. My friends were about to die laughing and we all have a picture of us posing with the truck like a trophy deer. Needless to say I don't look real amused in the picture.
 
No tape in your range bag? Golly!

I'm a skinflint: I take one target, two if I am feeling flush, and tape up the bullet holes after each round. Among other things, it's a nice incentive to shoot tight groups.

There's a big ol' roll of tape hanging from the same oversized carabiner as the earmuffs. And a Sharpie in the bag to make a new "X" at the center.

...Dunno about this shooting of clays; I haven't so many hats that I'd care to get very good at it. Shotgunners, who can figure 'em? ;) :D

--The Artist Formerly Known As Herself
 
Sandbag blasted. Bell bottomed blue jeans blasted. Pick-up truck blasted. These stories are great (but I'm glad they didn't happen to me.:uhoh: ) Thanks for sharing guys!:D
 
I feel better after reading your post. When I read the subject line I thought it was gonna be about your transformation into a gelding!!!
 
Did you ever consider that she didn't want the tape to stop the leaking hole in the sand bag, but rather the leaking hole in the lower portion of your face?:what:
 
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