If you go to the yuppie mall, with Nordstrom's or Neiman-Marcus, there are kiosks with model type looking young men and women selling hair goo. All in black tight silk or leather.
So at the last gun show, I went to mixed in with the ARs, jerky and ammo - there was a table of shampoo and goo staff by these kinds of kids. Oh, well - we do have to look nice.