Stupidest things you've ever heard about guns?

[JMMinor]

380 sks

I was in my buddy's gun shop last week, just hanging out like I usually do, and a young thug walks in and asks if my buddy, the owner, was there. I said sure, let me get him, he's in the back. So he comes up to the front, and the young guys asks if we dip stuff, we were both like ***. I said what do you mean? He said "I got a Lorcin .380 that I'd like to have gold dipped." I had to walk outside, I just couldn't contain myself. It wasnt two days later i was in there, and the same guy comes in and asks if we have any "380 sks" bullets. I said we have .380 and we have 7.62x39, if thats what you mean. He said no he needed "380 sks" bullets. I said well damn good luck finding those, that must be one of those new Wildcats. LOL

 

[Izvitz]

"Hollow Points go through body armor."

From various people who get all of their gun knowledge from playing call of duty:

"No, that's an AK-47. AK-74's are much shorter, that's why they're SMG's!"

And a story story that a co-worker told me:

cw: "Yeah, some army dude sold his M-16 at the gun store I was at"

me: "You do realize the military doesn't allow you to keep your weapons? You don't own them, you're issued them. When you leave the military they keep the gun."

cw: "No, it was full auto! They have it on sale for $300!"

He then went on to boast about how his friend didn't like him pointing the gun at him, which of course, made him a nancy because the gun didn't have a "clip" in it so that made it safe.

He also said he hit his friend in the stomach with the butt of the gun, his reason being that said friend didn't believe it would hurt since "It's made of plastic"

He was emphatic that all of this was completely true and that I should go and look for myself. So I did; it was a semi-auto bushmaster they were selling for $800.