Submit your ideas for PRNJ state slogan!

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

http://www.state.nj.us/slogan/

Ends midnight tonight. I'm going with "America stops here."

Have at it...

- NF

 

[Lupinus]

How bout "the property tax state"

Place sure aint full of gardens but its got one bit property tax

 

[fourays2]

"The Gangster state"

 

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

What's come in so far

http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1131948929242630.xml&coll=1

- NF

 

[geekWithA.45]

New Jersey: We know what's good for you.

 

[cbsbyte]

New Jersey: Where Political corruption is an art.

Yo got a problem with New Jersey.

The dumping ground of America

 

[173abn]

That stink isn't the chemical plants,,,,""

 

[G36-UK]

New Jersey: Rogering the law-abiding since (insert date here).

New Jersey: We never leave our homes, why should you?

New Jersey: Nine out of ten criminals prefer us.

 

[WT]

"Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here."

"Work Makes One Free."

"The Shape of Things To Come."

 

[Spot77]

"Velcome to ze Garden State"

 

[Kurush]

"New Jersey -- Not as bad as you've heard!"

"New Jersey -- It only smells because of the trash!"

"New Jersey -- Our gun control laws keep guns out of the wrong hands, and you have the wrong hands!"

"New Jersey -- There are places with higher property taxes... yes, seriously!"

"New Jersey -- Our government understands crime, heck, most of them are mobsters!"

"New Jersey -- We don't have that much medical waste on the beaches anymore!"

 

[jsalcedo]

" New Jersy -- Grab yer ankles! This is a cavity search!"

 

[No_Brakes23]

Ain't much I could say bad about Jersey that wouldn't be of a pot/kettle nature, as I live in Cali.

Well, at least it is prettier here.

 

[TonkinTwentyMil]

New Jersey...

The home of the best politicians money can buy.

Where the swamp rats roam,
And the Sheeple stay home,
And the skies are brown-cloudy all day.

 

[ravinraven]

"Ain't much I could say bad about Jersey that wouldn't be of a pot/kettle nature, as I live in Cali."

And I live in NY.

rr

 

[Vitamin G]

New Jersey : Causing a PA population surge since the 1900's!

 

[longeyes]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

 

[BADUNAME4]

"Everyone in the shower. Schnell!!!"

 

[deanf]

"Constitution, Schmonsitution."

"Step off ze train. Put your luggage over zer. Proceed to ze showers."

If they use one of my suggestions, I will move there.

 

[M-Rex]

New Jersey. Not California, but close.

 

[Blue Jays]

Hi All-

New Jersey -- How YOU doin'?

~ Blue Jays ~

 

[MM]

Nope.
--Don Gwinn

 

[rick_reno]

I offered the following "New Jersey - send your garbage, it'll fit right in here"

 

[El Tejon]

"New Jersey: A Liberty Free Zone--for the children!"

 

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

The ones that are banned in Trenton

http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1132033993203100.xml&coll=1

"Welcome to New Jersey: Expect delays."

"Got Jug-Handles?"

"Why should death end your voting rights?"

"If we can't fix it, it's not an election."

"New Jersey: We can always use another relative on the payroll."

"NJ: It isn't what you know, it's who you know."

"All payoffs gladly accepted here."

"We're not as corrupt as we used to be."

"NJ and you, going broke together."

"If our auto insurance rates don't drive you to Pennsylvania, our property taxes will."

"New Jersey: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, tax it some more."

"New Jersey -- A state of confusion."

"New Jersey: Where did the gardens go?"

"Toxic waste for all!"

"Not much space left, but we will squeeze you in."

"Sold to Corzine!"

"New Jersey: Hey, at least it's not West Virginia!"

- NF