Tactical Birthday, Skunk

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Okay, who's going to make the "slice the pie instead of the cake" wisecrack? C'mon, we're waiting for it. Don't keep us waiting.

Have a Tactical Birthday, Skunk.
 
Hey Skunk, my son, Peter, says Happy Birthday to you and to himself which you share. He by the way is a scrawny, 5'8" white boy, who is about as tacticool as a herd of elephants in a room spread with Corn Flakes. Are you going to the range to celebrate?

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Suppose Dairy Queen makes an ice cream cake that looks like carbon fiber?
 
Hey Skunk!!! It's my birthday too!!! I recently picked up a 2.5 in M-19 P/R S&W . Not to "Tactical" but had to have it. Happy B'day to me. Are you treating yourself to anything special for your B'day? Have a GOOD one!!!!!
 
Happy Birthday, Skunkman!

Ain't it great to get older??

Remember, as you get older, the knees go first, ....and it works its way up from there:D !
 
Yo, Skunkster, wad up? Have a good one, y'all! :D Hope ya get some carbon fibre for y'all bday! :cool:
 
Happy Birthday bro! Are you going to have cotton candy, ride the roller coaster, then go to the petting zoo after you destroy the Viet Cong army? ;)
 
Ah yeah, can see it now.
Sittin in the corner of a DQ, back to the wall.
Munchin on a sundae.
Cocabola flavored with primer sprinkles.
Suckin on a synthetic soda through a heavy profile straw.
Piercing eyes missing naught, specially the waitress.
You can't see him....cause he wearin DQ Urban camo.
(sundae all over face)

Happy B'day Skunk, lots more to ya.

Sam
 
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunkabilly!!!!!!
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have a good one.

Gus
 
Tactical Birthday to you,
Tactical Birthday to you,
Tactical Birthday dear Skunky,
Tactical Birthday to you!!!

It wouldn't be the same around here without ya!

I'm currently searching for a carbon fiber bikini for the girl jumping out of the cake to wear...

:neener:
 
I'm currently searching for a carbon fiber bikini for the girl jumping out of the cake to wear...
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I'm sure Skunk won't mind if she was "untactical" coming out of the cake. Happy Birthday dude. Watcha gonna get for yerself? Another pistola perhaps?
 
Re: The carbon fiber bikini

Skunk says tactical carbon fiber or nothing at all!

Happy Birthday Skunk. Wish I were at your party.
 
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