Claude Clay
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I’ve heard tell in the past people use to put various items in things called 'pockets'. And they could take things out and put other things in as they’re needs changed. Of course this was before specialization.
Now a days we have pants with 7 pockets plus 3 hidden ones—one if which we will call Amodio. Sure you will always find two of them; but never the same two and never all 3 at once--even with the instructions that are translated by an Indian from Chinese into English. What the photographers started with their vest-of-many pockets has now become generic. So, along with your 10 (or 9) pocket pants you can wear the 37 ( 8 hidden—and don’t go there) pocket vest. I recommend you buy these in twos.
Practice is important cause what with 47 pockets (remember—your actual findable pockets may vary) you have to:
Find that many things to actually put in them. Usefulness at this time is not as important as quantity.
Remember which pocket you put what into
And the items expiration date.
You have to practice till you not only remember what’s in which pocket but can actually get it:
In time for it to be useful
Before you forget why you were wanting it
Before your expiration date
This is why I said buy in twos—your gonna wear one out by the time you figure it out.
Now, since you are going to practice—you are going to practice before you go out in the world dressed like a Swiss army knife, right?? I’m gonna bet you practice in front of a mirror. Two things here to know:
The mirror will confuse left and right but as half the population does this already—what’s the big deal? You know which half you are and if you don’t, it still won’t matter.
And—THIS IS IMPORTANT—do not ever, never ever, put anything in the secret pockets. What with the mirror reversing things ( and knowing this , you anticipate the reversen the reverse) and the ability of the hidden pockets to hide, one of the mars rovers stands a better chance of finding it than you do.
If an item (or two) should happen to turn up unfindable—empty out what you can (bet there’s stuff there now you already forgot you had) and give the clothing to mom.
Cause as we all know —everything comes out in the wash.
Now a days we have pants with 7 pockets plus 3 hidden ones—one if which we will call Amodio. Sure you will always find two of them; but never the same two and never all 3 at once--even with the instructions that are translated by an Indian from Chinese into English. What the photographers started with their vest-of-many pockets has now become generic. So, along with your 10 (or 9) pocket pants you can wear the 37 ( 8 hidden—and don’t go there) pocket vest. I recommend you buy these in twos.
Practice is important cause what with 47 pockets (remember—your actual findable pockets may vary) you have to:
Find that many things to actually put in them. Usefulness at this time is not as important as quantity.
Remember which pocket you put what into
And the items expiration date.
You have to practice till you not only remember what’s in which pocket but can actually get it:
In time for it to be useful
Before you forget why you were wanting it
Before your expiration date
This is why I said buy in twos—your gonna wear one out by the time you figure it out.
Now, since you are going to practice—you are going to practice before you go out in the world dressed like a Swiss army knife, right?? I’m gonna bet you practice in front of a mirror. Two things here to know:
The mirror will confuse left and right but as half the population does this already—what’s the big deal? You know which half you are and if you don’t, it still won’t matter.
And—THIS IS IMPORTANT—do not ever, never ever, put anything in the secret pockets. What with the mirror reversing things ( and knowing this , you anticipate the reversen the reverse) and the ability of the hidden pockets to hide, one of the mars rovers stands a better chance of finding it than you do.
If an item (or two) should happen to turn up unfindable—empty out what you can (bet there’s stuff there now you already forgot you had) and give the clothing to mom.
Cause as we all know —everything comes out in the wash.
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