Talk me out of doing something silly

[velocette]

DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT!
There I tried to talk you out of it.
Make sure you clean and lubricate your new rifle thoroughly when you get
home with it.

Roger

 

[Imperial Guardsman]

I'm going to second the 45-70 crowd.
You can get a nice lever action that will work with your wrong handedness very well.