Ol' Badger
Member
Thank You Thank You Thanks You. I just came back from taking shredded documents with personal info on them to the compactor here at a Large Airport in NoVa. I had to wait as some cleaners threw their trash into the compactor and started a conversation with a construction worker. I notice that a TSA employee was throwing stuff into the compactor that looked heavy. As he finished he just walked away from the compactor without running it. I thought to myself, what a pig! I finished my conversation and walked over to the compactor and looked inside. HOLLY S*** it was full of Swiss Army knives and toenail clippers. I quickly looked around and saw that no one was looking and I turned off the compactor and jumped in. I started to put SA knives into an old Soda cup and then I saw her! It was black and beautiful and very tactical looking. I reached for her and she started to fall even deeper into the crud. I launched myself at her and grabbed her in my fat little hand. I put her into the cup and jumped out and no one saw a thing.
I took my prizes to the handicap restroom and locked the door behind me and dumped everything into the sink. I finally had a chance to check her out. I had a Benchmade knife that is well worn and it has Emerson on the other side. I know that Emerson made knifes for them a while back. I cleaned them up and dried them with the hand dryer. I lover her! I have to send her to Benchmade and get her cleaned up thou (They do that right?). Once again I want to thank those over zealous retards for my new toy. I will love her forever!
I took my prizes to the handicap restroom and locked the door behind me and dumped everything into the sink. I finally had a chance to check her out. I had a Benchmade knife that is well worn and it has Emerson on the other side. I know that Emerson made knifes for them a while back. I cleaned them up and dried them with the hand dryer. I lover her! I have to send her to Benchmade and get her cleaned up thou (They do that right?). Once again I want to thank those over zealous retards for my new toy. I will love her forever!