The city boy finds the bunny (long)

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WayneConrad

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The city boy finally got the bunny.

I wasn't feeling very well, so decided to go try and find the bunny (the outdoors is a great distraction for not feeling so well). I took dad's 20 ga, a box of #8 shells, and went looking. I drove up to Table Mesa Road, ignoring the weird things my unwell head was doing, and parked just East of the Double-T ranch. After a few minutes of getting my gear ready, and making my usual phone call to let someone know where I am and when I'll be back, I was off. I walked down the road to the arroyo, and then North, counting my steps so I'd know when I got a quarter mile from the ranch house (the state of Arizona gets cranky if you hunt too close to structures). Now, I'm mostly expecting a nice hike, since the bunny population appears to be down due to the 3rd month in a row of no rain. Coyotes appear to be doing well, however.

The first bit of luck: There was a decent wind blowing, and right in my face. Maybe that will help to keep all the noise I make away from those big bunny ears. I remembered something I read on here about looking where you're going to put your feet, then raise your eyes and walk those steps without looking at the ground, so you can watch for movement in the distance. Why didn't I think of that? It works, too: About half a mile up the arroyo I was treated to the sight of six mule deer coming out of the draw perhaps 70 yards away. I froze, they froze, and we spent a pleasant five minutes looking at each other before they bounded off. They sure were pretty. They were all doe, I think... no horns, anyhow. I'm a city boy: what do I know about deer?

Continuing the hunt, I got all the way up to the ridge, perhaps a mile from the ranch. If I turned West I'd be on the rancher's land, and if I turned East the wind would now be at my side instead of in my face, but at least not at my back. So East it was. I angled East and start coming up out of the arroyo, and what do you know, there's a jack bunny coming up the other side. I got the shotgun shouldered just as he froze and looked back at me. Mighta been 30 yards away, but I have a hard time judging distances in the desert. Safety off, sights on it, and kabam! Holy cow, I forgot my ear protection. My ears were ringing as it stumbled, cried, and moved towards a nearby palo verde tree. That's when I discovered that dad's pump shotgun doesn't pump! Either it's broke or I don't know how to work it right. Bad on me, but I got another shell in quickly enough to take another shot at the bunny as it comes to rest under the tree.

My heart was sure pumping. I decide to wait a bit to calm down. I got a third shell into dad's single-shot pump shotgun in case the bunny comes out from under the tree and waited until my heart rate got back in the double-digits before heading towards the tree. I was watching the tree so hard I didn't even see the jumping cholla that I tried to walk through. Oh, son of a gun! I guess I wasn't calmed down enough. Nothing to do but get out the multi-tool and go to work. I got lucky and got the pod away without attaching too many more spines to my knee The spines are barbed, so ya just gotta grab 'em with pliars, grit your teeth, and pull hard. I got off easy with only a dozen spines. Jumping cholla is a hungry cactus.

Another 20 steps from there and I was at the tree, relieved to find the jack dead at the base of it. After having to take two shots at it, I was dreading the prospect of it having gotten away, wounded and suffering. The cry it made when my first shot only wounded it was bad enough. Once I knew it was dead I sat down, hoping to calm down some more. This is the first game I've ever taken, and I was just wired.

When I picked the bunny up I discovered why it had stumbled with my first shot. One of its rear legs had been busted.

Well, now I've got the thing, and I've got to clean it. No getting out of it. Out come the nitrile gloves and my small game knife. It seemed awful sharp at home, and it probably is, but doesn't seem so sharp with all that thick fur in the way. Still, I fumbled my way around and got the entrails out. I spilled some green gunk from a piece of gut, but I think I kept it off of the meat. You country boys would have been shaking your heads to see how badly (and slowly) I managed it. At long last I found the liver, which was a nice, healthy looking red with no white spots. By this point I wouldn't have minded finding disease and having to toss it. The combination of having wounded it with the first shot and of getting much more personal with an animal's entrails than I ever have was making me wonder if there was just too much city in me to let me take up hunting.

In my fertile imagination, I thought I might come home with a collection of game for the pot, but I was still so wired that I didn't think I can muster the calm, slow steps that got me this rabbit. And maybe a bit unhappy with myself for the poor kill. So, I decided, my first kill would be the only kill of the day. That's when I discovered that you can't hang a gutted jack rabbit from your belt and expect to get back to the car without getting pretty messy. I don't even own any real hunting clothes. I've got jeans on, and being the city boy I am, it's even one of my nicer pair. Good thing I carry some garbage sacks in my pack. It looks goofy, this big ol' jack-in-a-sack hanging from my belt, but at least I won't ruin these jeans.

Back at the car, I called sweetie up to let her know that no rescue would be needed today, tossed the jack in the cooler, and headed home.

I won't bore you with my slow amateur job of dressing the jack. I found only five obvious wounds from shot... maybe I was farther away than I thought. Most of the shot was between the skin and the muscle. One of the long muscles in the back had a piece of shot and a lot of bleeding, and there were two pellets that got to the innerds.

I ended up with perhaps a pound and a half of meat in the freezer. I probably wasted half a pound of good meat, city boy that I am.

Oh, and I never saw a cat as interested in the kitchen counter as when I was dressing that rabbit.

What I learned

Learn how a shotgun patterns before you take it into the field (duh). I might have been too far away for a clean kill with #8 shot, or with that choke.

If you've only shot a pump shotgun at the trap range, where they permit exactly one round to be loaded at at time, you will be sorry in the field when you discover that it won't cycle correctly.

The kill was exciting, but it wasn't fun. It might have been fun if it had been a clean kill. Hearing a wounded jack rabbit cry is not my idea of a good time.

Seeing the mule deer herd was the high point of the hunt.

Jack rabbit guts don't smell bad. Just a bit of earthy smell. I was expecting worse from what I had read.

Jumping cholla still hurts.
 
Sounds like a nice day. You gotta try it when you're not sick!

Man I'm glad I don't have cholla where I live.

Maybe a useful tip...I've never tried it on a jack, but on cottontails and snowshoe hares it works great.

Just grab the bunny by the scruff of skin in the middle of the back. Pull your hands apart (hard), one to the head, one to the back. The skin will split on the back and peel away from both ends slick as can be.

After the furry part is ripped off and tossed, then get your jackknife and open the gut cavity.

No hair on the meat this way, and really fast.
 
Wayne,

I have to tell you, I am MOST impressed with your story. I am a "city boy" as well, and have avoided hunting for a myriad of excuses....but mostly because of the stories I've heard about the cry of a wounded animal and me being squeamish about cleaning them.

Over the last couple of years, I've considered hunting because I feel like I SHOULD know how to do it, but I've used the excuse of not having any one to take me and show me the ropes.

You, on the other hand, just went out and did it. Good on you. Most impressive.
 
wayne- first, much congrats on going out and giving it a try.
second... dunno what your jacks are like down there, but up here they are very tough - almost to the point of inedible. what i'm saying is, if this one doesn't quite taste as good as you were hoping, it could very well just be the species, and not rabbit meat, or your processing.

best of luck to you, and hope you can muster up another opportunity for a hunt.
 
Nice self-told tale.

Some things to note:

8 shot is a good dove load. It's a fairly decent quail load. It is NOT a good jackrabbit load. From beyond 15 yards I wouldn't use it for cottontails. 6 shot is okay, but 5 shot is far better. Frankly, you were lucky you managed to stop him.

I'm glad to read you were using the gloves. I take it you're familiar with the tularima issue?

If the area is appropriate for it, may I suggest a .22 LR rifle? It's fun, improves your riflry skills, and you don't have to worry (outdoors) about ear protection. Patterns aren't an issue, either.
 
Thank you all for your encouragement and advice. MattG, I switched from my trusty .22 to dad's single-shot pump shotgun after the second time a conttontail darted out from under a bush and I had to stand there with my thumb... I had to stand there wishing I could do something. It was a big surprise when that jack stopped moving. Thanks especially for the advice about shot size. The fellow who advised me to use #8 meant conttontails, I think, and probably gets closer shots than a city boy gets.

Musher, thanks for the cleaning advice. I was also told that on a recent thread I started asking about cleaning bunnies. I thought it would be easier to carry a gutted jack to the car or home and skin it there or at home, but it wasn't. Heck, I had to use plastic bags anyhow, so why not just do the whole thing right there. I'll try your technique next time.

Snake Eyes, This was my eight time out looking for the bunny, and tell ya the truth, I could "go hunting" without catching anything for the rest of my life and be happy. There's a whole lot of desert and animals that I've gotten to see that I didn't even know were there ("deer in the desert? Yer kidding me!"). Add to that the time my nephew and I get to spend together... what can I say?

(Edit to add): dakotasim, I think a pressure cooker is in the jack's future. Everything I've read says that you might as well chew on rubber bands as eat a jack. I'm hoping the high temperature will do the trick.
 
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