The Dead are rising! What do you grab?

[pax]

Oh, I'd also hand knives to each of the Founders -- on the theory that they are either going to help me fight off the baddies, or else that they are still spinning so fast that anything which comes near them is toast.

pax

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2. Advising the President.
3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. --- David Letterman

 

[dev_null]

"Send... more... medics..."

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[Oracle]

My handy-dandy Necronomicon, so I can then make them all my undead minions. Then I'll send them all to Martin Sheen's house

 

[Andrew Wyatt]

a mossberg 835 or some other specialized turkey shotgun.


zombie hunting is exactly like high volume turkey hunting.

 

[JJohnston015]

If the dead stalk the streets, the ATF can bite me.

Double Bonus: you get to kill them twice!

Did I say that?

 

[Schuey2002]

1. G36K with illuminated reticle sight, SureFire tactical light (blind zombies can't see me!), clipped 30-round mags on the tac vest/LBE and as many Beta mags as I can spare. Rounds would alternate FMJ - Frangible - Tracer.
2. AG36 grenade launcher with 40mm flechette rounds for close-in work.

Hehehe. I was tinkin' the same ting..

As far as zombies go. No matter what goes down. I want these guys watchin' my six.

 

[Razor]

What about zombie bears?

 

[telewinz]

Marilyn Monroe talk about sloppy seconds

 

[NIGHTWATCH]

I might grab my shotgun and blast away, or I might put the DIXIE CHICK'S on my loudspeaker and blast away. Either one will put them down.

 

[Preacherman]

Naahh... you guys lack imagination!!! First, I'd import a pack of hyenas, a few lions, and a smattering of crocodiles from Africa. I'd let that lot loose on the zombies - they don't mind eating half-rotten carrion. Once they'd digested their meal, I'd have the pleasure of hunting them! I might even invite some THR buddies to join me. What a deal - they do all the work, we have all the fun...

 

[MJRW]

Preacherman,

Just thought I'd mention that you then run the risk of zombie lions, zombie hyenas, and zombie crocodiles.

 

[.45Ruger]

The Simpson's did this story line in one of their Halloween episodes. Homer used a shotgun to kill the undead. For myself I would grab my AK with at least ten 30 round mags. I would keep my Mauser handy for long range kills. I have an XD for short tange and of course a good Machete ir they get really close.

 

[Nightcrawler]

Eleven paragraphs to spit out the premise for this fascinating subject? I'm guilty myself sometimes, but lots of threads would be more interesting and easier to read if a little brevity was observed.

My lack of brevity notwithstanding....

You read it already. You can't un-read it. [nelson]HA-ha![/nelson] Next time just hit the back button on your browser. If writing this means I have too much time on my hands, what does that say about everyone who read it?

 

[QuarterBoreGunner]

Oh great... see this is the kind of thread I love, and for once in a great while I actually have a critical project to finish here at work.


Ok real quick then back to the spreadsheet from he double hockey sticks:

M4 type carbine for the close and dirty
My Rem 700 LTR for the farther out shots


Nuts... I'm blanking out. Back to work.

 

[bogie]

Oh, and by the way, the Dead are coming to St. Louis on July 2... They're gonna have Willie Nelson playing with 'em...

(one of the reasons why some of 'em have hearing damage is that they used to plink at old cymbals, along with some of the folks from the Airplane... and remember - old hippies tend to support RKBA, while young hippies tend to still believe what their state teachers taught 'em. GUN RELATED!)

 

[WebHobbit]

In addition to my .357 revolvers I would have two "long" guns:

1) .45 ACP Tommy Gun with two or three big *** drums

2) .45 Colt lever action

My buddy Glocksman would back me up with his Winchester shotgun & my other buddy ElmoH would probably be using an M16.

 

[Frohickey]

Jerry Garcia???!!!

I would toss a bag of weed down as bait.

 

[Ikari]

Hoo boy...where to start.

Mobility is key. So we (myself and my 2 shooting buddies) pile into the Jeep Wrangler. Can 4X4 over lots of zombies, and save valuable time and ammo while distancing ourselves from the threat. As for weapons, we have a vehicle, so we're gonna pack as much heat as we can. Our current arsenal includes:
-Chinese SKS
-XD-40
-Glock 22
-Glock 23
-GP-100
-DPMS AR-15 (20" HBAR)
-10/22T
-Bolt-Action .22 Mag
-.270 Win
-.243 Win
-Rem 11-87
-2 Rem 870's
-Couple of Mossberg 12-guages

After the zombies have had free reign of the town, there will undoubtedly be plenty of extra firearms and ammo lying about for us to appropriate and utilize in our fight against the zombies.

The we start with the hand-to-hand weapons. Machetes/knives/swords, hatchets/tomahawks, axes, chainsaws, and various other assorted yard tools (my personal choice would be a scythe)

Use these to fight our way into the mountains (fewer people in the mountains, so less zombie-food, meaning zombies are less likely to chase us up there).

Oh yeah, and we couldn't forget our women. We'd need to get to work re-populating the world.

 

[Sgt]

The Dead are rising! What do you grab?


Everything I own and that's more than some and less than others....but ABC news would consider it an arsenal!!!

Where do you come up with this stuff....

Semper Fi, Sgt

 

[Crimper-D]

A Couple of Very Hi Cap FA paintball projectors

one loaded with balls of Holy Water! The other with Napalm! Spray everything that moves and if the crowd lurches into close range - toss lit matches and break out the 1911 and a BATTLEAXE for whatever remains

 

[spacemanspiff]

the undead wouldnt necessarily be evil so holy water might not have any effect on them. since the necronomicon is written upon sheets of skin and blood is its ink and it has the ability to not only raise the dead but also conjure up demons, i think i might be doing what that weasel in 'the mummy' did: pray to as many gods as possible. hehe

i think i'd want to have a couple pet 250 lb tarantulas to help get rid of the zombies. they could eat them up and stick the rest together in webbing.

see all you arachnophobes that go around stomping on spiders will be the first the giant arachnids kill. they'll recognize us pro-spider peeps and let us live. we'll have a symbiotic relationship in that we make sure they have enough moisture and that nothing harms then when they molt, and in turn they will protect us from the undead.

*do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?*

 

[pale horse]

Well I would not want to be anywhere near the action. BUT if I had no choice I would go with the following.

My Bible goes everywhere I go.
2 moss 500's
2 1911's
my Kukri
a broad sword
an APC w/ a platoon of Marines
ac 130 specter gunship
and a heavy supply of Napalm for more air support.

Yeah that would be about all I would want if zombies started walking around. Someone on TFL said that "In the movies that Zombies cant climb trees Sheeeeiiit Man. In that case I would be up in a tree with my .22 rifle and shooting them bastiches in the noggin." I recolected that from memory so if its a little off please forgive me. I would have to agree if they did not climb tree thats where I would be.

 

[HBK]

I wouldn't have much choice, my CAR 97 .225, a Walther P-99 with the hi caps and a Glock 29 in an ankle holster for backup. The main weapon would have to ba a shotgun, maybe a Winchester Defender or something like it. Hand grenades would come in handy.

 

[HBK]

This is a new idea, I think, but what about a picture of Rosie O'Donnell or Sarah Brady? That should send them running...

 

[bogie]

Hey, now...

A bag of weed wouldn't work all that well for Jerry... Now, a bag'o'donuts would probably have the reaction you're seeking...