The media and the AWB.

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Rebeldon

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Looking back at all the articles written in the press/media about the sunsetting of the AWB, I can now list everything I learned from their wisdom.

*It is now legal for anybody to buy an assault rifle, such as UZIs and AK-47s.

*It is now legal to by high capacity "clips".

*Assault rifles use high-powered ammunition.

*Flash suppressors make assault rifles invisible.

*You can't shoot a deer with an AK-47.

*The AWB banned features which made rifles semi-automatic.

*It will now be legal to put a pistol grip on a rifle.

*Pistol grips allow rifles to be used in drive-by shootings.

*Pistol grips allow the shooter to shot from the hip.

*Bayonet lugs allow the attachment of machetes.

*Folding stocks allow assault rifles to be concealed like a hangun.

*AK-47s and UZIs are the weapons of choice for gang members.

*The SKS rifle is an assault rifle.

*It is now legal to have a grenade launcher attached to your rifle.

*The banned "assault style" features make assault weapons more deadly.

*The streets will be flooded with more deadly assault rifles.

Anybody want to add to the list?
 
You get more thrust per squeeze from assault weapons.
(Don't ask me what it means. What one of the VPC 'experts' said, it sounds sexual)
 
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