THIS REALLY MADE ME LAUGH TODAY!

[mbdolfin]

This really made me laugh today!
I was just surfing the net...... trying to catch up on current events in Iraq when i got to this site.
http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?threadID=5195&&edition=2&ttl=20070207130902
As i was scrolling down and reading what people had to say about our Presidents decision to send more troops to Iraq. I got to this one womens post from the U.K.
As you read her opinion, read her last sentence Twice! and think about what she said.

In my opinion Bush needs to put his toy soldiers down - get with the programme, stop interferring with other peoples countries and focus on his own - there are Americans in need of help. And we British are just as guilty, our own country needs sorting out.
There has been unease in the middle east since the dawn of time, what makes him think he can sort it out.
My husband has fought in Basra and they do not want our help - get our boys out and sort our own drug and knife cultured country out!

Nikole Perrett, Henfield, United Kingdom

Notice how she said drug and KNIFE country.
Banning guns is not the answer. check out the gun laws in the U.K.
There is still just as much crime there. Banning guns didn't work for them....so why do they think it will work here?
PLEASE join the NRA!

 

[armoredman]

Airstrip One needs a LOT of "sorting out", Magna Carta style.

 

[Dr. Dickie]

Sure, we all know that banning people from owning guns wouldn't work.
Guns kill people, so banning people from owning guns wouldn't stop them from killing.
BUT knives, they are different. Knives require someone to USE then, so banning people from owning knives makes perfect sense
Intelligence is conserved, and the population is growing.

 

[Threeband]

There was a news story a year or so ago about British doctors calling for a ban of all knives longer than 4 inches or so. Britain has long had draconian laws about "offensive weapons".

If you can, find a copy of the out of print science fiction novel, "Half Past Human". Mankind has devolved into the Hive dwelling "Four Toed Nebbish", a hemophiliac with "rose-water blood". In the crumbling Hives, all sharp objects are strictly banned. One character has a little pen-knife hidden in his room, over which he gloats in secret. An informant turns him in, and the SWAT teams descend. Great book; seems to be coming true at an alarming pace.

Let your laugh turn into a shudder of horror, and yes, JOIN THE NRA!

 

[strat81]

How am I gonna cut my steak if they ban knives?

What's next? Banning rocks?

 

[DogBonz]

Don't worry

How am I gonna cut my steak if they ban knives?

Professional chefs will have knives. They will cut your food for you. If you want to use knives, go to culinary school and become a chef.

 

[IllHunter]

Ignoring the obvious...

You won't have steak to cut if some folks have their way. See PETA and associated entities.

 

[History Prof]

What's next? Banning rocks?

Nope. Glass bottles. I kid you not.:banghead:

See PETA and associated entities

Hey, I'm a PETA member: People Eating Tasty Animals.