edSky
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He's thanking us now...
I am still working the numbers but there is a point somewhere between 3 and 7 where you reach the point of no return and accumulate 1911's the way a squirrel hoards acorns. The number is hard to pin down since most people buy their 3rd and 4th (or 4th and 5th, or 5th, 6th, and 7th) really close together. Once you've gotten beyond the tipping point you don't realize there's a problem until you have your "Dirty Dozen."
For the lucky ones who start young, there is the double-edged sword we call TSO. The Significant Other. Usually she'll give you the now famous "Either they go or I go" speech and you'll be cured cold turkey. If, like me, you've replaced another more expensive and time consuming hobby with 1911's ...
If you are already married and get 1911 fever you will soon learn to tell TSO stories you never would have dreamed you were capable of concocting. When a new pistol arrives at the local FFL you'll say things like "Honey, I just need to go get a part for one of my ... you know ... pistols." Once in a while TSO will snap back with "You're not buying another gun, are you?" to which you say "No!!! Of course not!" before you even know what you're saying!
You thank us now, my friend. See you in detox!
I am still working the numbers but there is a point somewhere between 3 and 7 where you reach the point of no return and accumulate 1911's the way a squirrel hoards acorns. The number is hard to pin down since most people buy their 3rd and 4th (or 4th and 5th, or 5th, 6th, and 7th) really close together. Once you've gotten beyond the tipping point you don't realize there's a problem until you have your "Dirty Dozen."
For the lucky ones who start young, there is the double-edged sword we call TSO. The Significant Other. Usually she'll give you the now famous "Either they go or I go" speech and you'll be cured cold turkey. If, like me, you've replaced another more expensive and time consuming hobby with 1911's ...
Sorry, I laughed so hard I needed to mop the floor. Where was I?
If you are already married and get 1911 fever you will soon learn to tell TSO stories you never would have dreamed you were capable of concocting. When a new pistol arrives at the local FFL you'll say things like "Honey, I just need to go get a part for one of my ... you know ... pistols." Once in a while TSO will snap back with "You're not buying another gun, are you?" to which you say "No!!! Of course not!" before you even know what you're saying!
You thank us now, my friend. See you in detox!