Top 10 most Painfully Stupid Gun/Bomb/Etc Movie Scenes

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I see a lot of posts about things that are pretty much suspension of disbelief - like 72 round revolvers and and shooting a gun out of another guy's hand from a mile away. But at least I can make up excuses for those things. For instance, I can choose to believe that he is reloading his gun off camera, or that he is just an INSANELY good shot. He is, after all, the hero.

But the two examples I gave above are just outrageously far fetched. As someone on this board postaed a while back, it's one thing to suspend disbelief in the interest of a good story. But when a flamingo outruns an F14 fighter jet, it's not entertainment, it's stupid.

Here's another example, from Mel Gibson's Lethal Weapon 4.
- This is the scene where Mel is fighting off the yellow snakehead peril in some sort of construction yard. The bad guys have taken cover behind some Caterpillars, and Mel can't get a clear shot at them because they've got supressive fire on him. So what does he do? Well, he angles his glock so that the laser sight reflects off of the non-reflective matte yellow surface of a bulldozer's claw, and onto the back of an unsuspecting Chinaman. Our hero's bullet then proceeds to follow the path of the laser beam unerringly on a 90-degree angled turn, striking the hapless bad guy down DRT.

I didn't mention A-Team (although that's exactly what the guy walking off a helicopter crash scene reminded me of) because well, that's a whole different genre that wasn't allowed to show people getting killed easily back then.

But since we're on TV shows... Heroes is one of my favorite TV shows, but in the last episode (and quite possibly the last due to the strike) the Plague-Girl Maia gets shot by the power-leech villian (I forget his name). 10 yards away, right in the COM from a tricked out Desert Eagle looking gun. Bam, dead on the spot. Okay, I can accept that, even though I know death-ray kills aren't exactly realistic. The good doctor then uses blood from a healing mutant to bring her back from the dead. That's okay too, since this is Sci Fi after all. Her gaping wound closes up of its own accord, and the projectile oozes back out and into the doctor's hand... and the projectile is an empty 9mm brass casing! I don't know about company policy, but if I was issued a gun that ejects the bullet and throws the casing, I'd probably stick to Tasers since that might actually kill someone.
 
ROFLMAO!!!

I just looked up Zardoz in some Youtube clips. **** that is one hell of an LSD inspired trip. Make that a man-hating lesbian on LSD. Sean Connery turned down "Live and Let Die" (Bond) to do Zardoz?!?!?

Here is the most awesome movie quote of the year, from Zardoz.

[disembodied voice emanates from Giant stone head with a gaping mouth]
THE GUN IS GOOD.
"The gun is good!" [the crowd of acolytes and believers repeats]
THE PENIS IS EVIL.
"The penis is evil!"

What??!
 
I can stand the lack of realism in Bond movies. After all, he’s actually nothing more than a live cartoon character. They were supposed to be entertaining and I found them to be so. It’s the “political correctness” of the recent ones that make me want to barf. I stopped watching J.B. several years ago because of it.
 
Oh noes! You mean they don't make a fully ceramic Glock that cannot be detected by anything? Forgive me if I'm not 100% on my Die Hard facts. Haha.
 
Every movie that the "Bad guys" are ex-special forces and armed with machine guns, yet after a thousand rounds fail to hit either an unarmed or pistol only armed "good guy".

One movie that really goes beyond reality had a BG sniper shooting at the GGs from another building. Of course he misses and the GG shoot him through the scope, from another building, WITH A PISTOL!
 
Here's another example, from Mel Gibson's Lethal Weapon 4.
- This is the scene where Mel is fighting off the yellow snakehead peril in some sort of construction yard. The bad guys have taken cover behind some Caterpillars, and Mel can't get a clear shot at them because they've got supressive fire on him. So what does he do? Well, he angles his glock so that the laser sight reflects off of the non-reflective matte yellow surface of a bulldozer's claw, and onto the back of an unsuspecting Chinaman. Our hero's bullet then proceeds to follow the path of the laser beam unerringly on a 90-degree angled turn, striking the hapless bad guy down DRT.

You are a better man than me, I turned off Lethal Weapon IV after about 20 minutes. Usually I can suspend disbelief, and enjoy these movies...but one of many scenes that drove me crazy was Mel's condescending little lecture to Joe Pesci on Joe's boat about how silly he was to own a gun, while twirling Joe's gun on his finger! And then he tosses Joe's thousand dollar 1911 overboard. Ahhhhh! And minutes later, giggling, points his Beretta with his laser at Joe's face as a "joke". Not totally unrealistic, I guess...but it makes me mad just thinking about it.
 
Okay, I've got two:

Smokin' Aces. I watched it because I expected it to be dumb fun, and it was. At one point in the movie, there's a shootout between the FBI and some hitmen going on in a hotel while another hitman is watching through a scoped Barrett in another hotel AT LEAST three hundred yards away. When the Barrett starts lobbing 50 BMG slugs into the unsuspecting FBI agents, they start trying to return fire out the window. With pistols and shotguns.

The other one is in a Canadian cinematic masterpiece called "The Final Sacrifice." Everything about the movie was fairly low-brow, but one of my favorites is when a ski-masked thug rips off a three-round burst from a bolt-action milsurp. You can't expect much more from a movie that was on MST3K, though.
 
ROFLMAO!!!

I just looked up Zardoz in some Youtube clips. **** that is one hell of an LSD inspired trip. Make that a man-hating lesbian on LSD. Sean Connery turned down "Live and Let Die" (Bond) to do Zardoz?!?!?

Here is the most awesome movie quote of the year, from Zardoz.

[disembodied voice emanates from Giant stone head with a gaping mouth]
THE GUN IS GOOD.
"The gun is good!" [the crowd of acolytes and believers repeats]
THE PENIS IS EVIL.
"The penis is evil!"

What??!

I lol'd and added it to favourites.
Every movie that the "Bad guys" are ex-special forces and armed with machine guns, yet after a thousand rounds fail to hit either an unarmed or pistol only armed "good guy".

One movie that really goes beyond reality had a BG sniper shooting at the GGs from another building. Of course he misses and the GG shoot him through the scope, from another building, WITH A PISTOL!

Them pistols be dangerous.

Anyone mention Starship Troopers? That movie made me lol - here they are, 100+ years into the future, and they seem to have forgotten the technology for nukes, napalm, and grenades. Oh, and flying too.
 
the Italian Job.... using your tailrotor as a weapon then controllably landing... That scene should have ended in a twisted mass of metal and flame.
 
Oh, forgot about this little gem from "Live Free and Die Hard":
- Bruce is being chased by the aforementioned helicopter through the streets. Bruce tries to swere his patrol car to shake off the chopper, but no luck. The suppressed .223 gunner continues to shoot at him from the air. In a stroke of brilliance, Bruce rams a fire hydrant with his patrol car, neatly severing it at the base without so much as denting the patrol car. Uncorked, the water main bursts up into the sky, slamming into the helicopter hovering overhead and blasting the gunner out of the chopper. This scene occurs -before- the one above, which means that somehow the suppressed M16 gunner somehow manages to either clamber back aboard after tumbling 50 yards onto asphalt, or perhaps miraculously respawns aboard the chopper.
 
That freaking Daffy Duck gets shot in the face with a shotgun at close range and ... just shakes it off.

I mean come on people!!! Get real! What kind of idiots do they think you are.
 
I mean come on people!!! Get real! What kind of idiots do they think you are.

I don't follow you. Is it idiocy to point out the crap that Hollywood directors seem to believe the American public is dumb enough to swallow?
 
I mean come on people!!! Get real! What kind of idiots do they think you are.
I don't follow you. Is it idiocy to point out the crap that Hollywood directors seem to believe the American public is dumb enough to swallow?
I'm not quite sure who's supposed to be thinking what here, but I'm pretty sure the common denominator in this little exchange is hollywood+idiocy.
 
Mission Impossible 2...At the end, Tom Cruise kicks the pile of sand where his gun is and it jumps up 5 ft into his hand, where he then spins and shoots the bad guy. John Woos M.O.
 
commando, Arnold throws a grenade at a couple of bad guys, the explosion happens, but you can see the catapult under them throwing them into the air...

and any movie where a car gets blown up, flips over and you can clearly see the large circle underneath where the chunk of telephone pole was...

and of course, the whole cocking the hammer of a gun while you have it pointed at someone... i guess that DA triggers are really a myth...
 
Heh. I just watched johnny english and found it funny that a Rowan Atkinson movie has no gun goofs or defiances of the law of physics while Live Free was full of them.

I especially liked how English rapidly assembles his berretta 92 - and then realizes that he forgot to put the trigger back in.
 
In movies the worst was "Rambo" when Sly fires an rpg from inside a helicopter and blows up the Russian armored helicopter and the guys standing right behind him are untouched.
 
Oh, forgot about this little gem from "Live Free and Die Hard":
- Bruce is being chased by the aforementioned helicopter through the streets. Bruce tries to swere his patrol car to shake off the chopper, but no luck. The suppressed .223 gunner continues to shoot at him from the air. In a stroke of brilliance, Bruce rams a fire hydrant with his patrol car, neatly severing it at the base without so much as denting the patrol car. Uncorked, the water main bursts up into the sky, slamming into the helicopter hovering overhead and blasting the gunner out of the chopper. This scene occurs -before- the one above, which means that somehow the suppressed M16 gunner somehow manages to either clamber back aboard after tumbling 50 yards onto asphalt, or perhaps miraculously respawns aboard the chopper.

Actually that was the other french guy that got knocked off by the fire hydrant. There were two of them.
 
In Lethal Weapon 3, Mel fired "armor piercing" bullets from a 9mm through the upraised blade of a bulldozer, penetrating the thick metal and killing the driver who was probably sitting seven or eight feet at the controls behind the blade.

The A-Team was not supposed to have graphic violence, so we can forgive no one actually being hit by all that gunfire. Even when a car flipped and landed on its roof, the camera cut back to a shot of the occupants crawling out. But for guys who were supposed to have been in a "crack commando unit" the gun handling was atrocious In the opening credits, Murdock (Dwight Schultz) would burst out of the back of truck and open fire, fumbling with the rifle and almost dropping it.

How about animated cartoons? :D In the Jonny Quest episode "Calcutta Adventure," Race opened fire with a submachine gun or carbine vaguely resembling a Thompson. He severed overhead cables firing from the hip.
 
the zombies in the Mexican desert that meet at the club 'b"o"o" bs' . TOTAL mayhem ensues all through the nite & in the morning the camera pulls back from the 3 left standing, to reveal that the club is actually the pinnacle ( seen from the vally side) of a Mayan or Inca pyramid. I'm actually pleased i cant remember the name of that movie.....its not good when your felling sick to have to watch &^%$ like that.
 
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