Starbuck440
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My top ten annoying firearm things
1. AR-15 carbines with bipods.(Cause that 16" barrel is so unwieldy!)
2. Canted anything, (So you're saying your eyes aren't straight?)
3. Decals on rifles, Flags, Punisher Skulls, shark mouths, ect... (Operator as <deleted>, huh? ****!)
4. Any firearm in a color other than, black, FDE, OD, Urban Gray, or Woodgrain. (It matches your eyes...)
5. The Tommy Toughnuts act. (I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.)
6. The AR "gunsmith."(I love that 16x magnification of the front sight tower.)
7. Zombocalypse Kid. (Nice biohazard sign holo sight. Great! Now you're prepped for your financial apocalypse.)
8. The Doomsday Prepper: grown-up version of Zombocalypse Kid. (Do you think fifteen Beta mags in my bug out bag are enough?)
9. The pistol sharpshooter. (Rifle accuracy at 100 yards with a Kel-Tech? Go screw yourself, nobody likes you!)
10. The Brass Factoty: not an annoyance. These guys are like broken ATMs spitting out cash! (Oh, you don't reload? Well, I'll just help myself to these 300 Lapua 5.56 cases after you leave, I'm just too proud to do it while you are here!)
1. AR-15 carbines with bipods.(Cause that 16" barrel is so unwieldy!)
2. Canted anything, (So you're saying your eyes aren't straight?)
3. Decals on rifles, Flags, Punisher Skulls, shark mouths, ect... (Operator as <deleted>, huh? ****!)
4. Any firearm in a color other than, black, FDE, OD, Urban Gray, or Woodgrain. (It matches your eyes...)
5. The Tommy Toughnuts act. (I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.)
6. The AR "gunsmith."(I love that 16x magnification of the front sight tower.)
7. Zombocalypse Kid. (Nice biohazard sign holo sight. Great! Now you're prepped for your financial apocalypse.)
8. The Doomsday Prepper: grown-up version of Zombocalypse Kid. (Do you think fifteen Beta mags in my bug out bag are enough?)
9. The pistol sharpshooter. (Rifle accuracy at 100 yards with a Kel-Tech? Go screw yourself, nobody likes you!)
10. The Brass Factoty: not an annoyance. These guys are like broken ATMs spitting out cash! (Oh, you don't reload? Well, I'll just help myself to these 300 Lapua 5.56 cases after you leave, I'm just too proud to do it while you are here!)
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