When I was in the UK I saw an interesting COPS style show where they follow the cops around as they arrest drunks and gypsies (sorry, travellers) etc.
Anyway, this one guy is puttering around helmetless and drunk. He gives the cops all kinds of lip, starts to get violent, etc. They make a huge production about it, cuff him, book him etc. At the conclusion of this huge ordeal, he gets a small fine and a suspended license. It seemed so pointless. If the guy had been driving a articulated lorry* (hahaha I love that word) or something, I would have understood, but he was driving a scooter that probably weighed 50 lbs.
I would like to say somethign mean about the police for chasing a woman eating an apple, but US police have been known to do pettier and stupider things. As buffonish as the UK police may seem to me, I have to admit they dont have a reputation for doing Rodney King type activities or killing people offhand.
*semi truck/big rig/18 wheeler
ps- A riddle:
What was the only Lucas product that didnt suck?
They once made a vaccuum cleaner.