heck, I would be happy to find the free AMMO faerie...
The
Free Ammo Faerie bestows gifts upon me more often than does the
Free Gun Faerie, but is much uglier than the
Free Gun Faerie. The
Free Ammo Faerie usually possesses a guy, with a pot belly, who is a firearms enthusiast, who got some ammo in trade, or from another old timer, or found in a foot locker, for which he has absolutely no use, and he needs room so he dumps it on you. In order to assure the
Free Ammo Faerie visits you, the truth be told, you must visit him, or at least the type he tend to possess. You must talk nice to him, defer to his wisdom on all things gun guruish, buy him coffee and a doughnut now and again, and listen to all the drivel he cares to tell you about how it was in the old days - even if he is younger than you. It also pays to hint to him that you believe he is an expert on all things related to firearms and ammunition, and you should seek him out as a font of knowledge now and then (or at least make him think that is why you are seeking him out). You must also be able to put up with his know it all buddies, and with foul smelling winds that seem to cloud up the room each time they show up someplace. Of course giving him a six-pack now and again is also a good way to assure you stay on this faerie's good side. Oh, by the way, never let him know that you have referred to him as a faerie. I did so recently, and a great source of ammo just seemed to disappear as if into thin air.