Very Short Stories: Shotgun Forum Edition

[Robo_Railer]

Good ones, SM! (Wish I could.)

 

[gp911]

I can relate to a couple of these in recent memory...

Not shooting - rather assist others today

Not a miss - saving targets today


This one is so true, as sheepdogs live to counter-surf...

Dawg steals hamburger off the table

Gotta agree on these too...

Never fired a shot - best hunt

Not about me - about others instead.


I have a few more to add:

Stock too short - My shoulder hurts.

Beware the man with one gun.

Someone's been here. Hulls aren't mine.

Stock too long - Shoulder still hurts.

Frigid morning, stuffy nose, smell gunpowder.

Don't point that thing at me.

Gun was mine, now it's yours.

That was fun. Time for breakfast.

Your shoulder's purple! Why the grin?

Found an Ithaca in the barn.


gp911

 

[45R]

Dave McCracken loves his Benelli

 

[Brian Dale]

I had no 870--'til today.



scout26, it might have been my Geekwitha.45 quote that you saw; he kindly granted permission for me to use his cool phrase as my sigline.

 

[fiber optic]

Mossberg 590 makes a great gift.

Thanks to my wife.

 

[PI Rob]

Shot Trap. Missed everything. Friends laughing.

 

[308win]

Kiss a fat baby's butt - missed.

 

[porterdog]

Use shotguns; pick up the shells.