Smokey Joe
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We MUST hunt deer. I can prove this.
Deer hunting takes time and money.
Everybody knows that time IS money.
Therefore
Deer = Money ²
Money is the root of all evil
. _________
Money = √ Evil
Therefore
Money ² = Evil
Since
Deer = Money ²
Therefore
Deer = Evil
Evil must be rooted out and killed.
Therefore, we must hunt deer.
Did this up at work. It provoked widely varied reactions.
Editing: Can't get the square root sign to behave. You'll have to imagine it.
Deer hunting takes time and money.
Everybody knows that time IS money.
Therefore
Deer = Money ²
Money is the root of all evil
. _________
Money = √ Evil
Therefore
Money ² = Evil
Since
Deer = Money ²
Therefore
Deer = Evil
Evil must be rooted out and killed.
Therefore, we must hunt deer.
Did this up at work. It provoked widely varied reactions.
Editing: Can't get the square root sign to behave. You'll have to imagine it.