We were confronted by a bum the other night

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ah yes

i have tons of homeless right by my house. tons of illegals looking for work, too. nowhere do you see the juxtaposition of willingness to work/indolence and self-pity more sharp.

both groups are butt-broke, but one is living off of donuts and sending money home while the other group is drinking and cursing god, the sun, and you.

i had a time when an old van would park in front of my house every night for two weeks in a row. if it werent for the fact that i go to work -real- early i wouldn't have realized that five guys were living out of it. never made any trouble, left some trash but no big deal. you know you're real poor when you're having a cigarette for breakfast.

now there's this crazy mutha, lives under the propane tank of the gas station behind my house. chucks beer cans over the wall into my yard. also chucks little liquor bottles, plastic bags.

i went over to the gas station, talked to the counter pakistani whose family comes over to the house to pick fruit each season (free), and we threw away every last scrap of belonging that crazy mutha had stashed there.

nutjob came right back the next night, move right back in. cops won't do squat as there are homeless a plenty. every single one is crazy, seriously unhealthy, and claim to either be dying, have a family, or served in vietnam.

then again, there was the guy who ran up to me, pulled up his shirt, and there was a half-dollar sized hole from which feces was dripping out into a stomata bag. told me he was hungry and had cancer. i figured he had a gunshot wound, but gave him two bucks anyway. last thing i wanted was some crackhead giving me the jail cocktail straight form the source.

God, give me a nice house in the country some day.
 
Here's a question for if you encounter a homeless person who is behaving irratically/suspiciously and asking for money. This situation is assuming that the person is not acting blatantly hostile and that you are carrying a weapon of some sort in your pocket, and it seems like the person will go away if you give him money.

Do you think it would be better to reach into both pockets and have one hand on your weapon while the other fishes out some money, or to keep one hand free while you pull out some money? Putting both hands into your pockets will give you a chance to draw faster, but it leaves you temporarily open to attack. Which way do you guys think is better, or is there a better way that I haven't thought of?
 
Do you think it would be better to reach into both pockets and have one hand on your weapon while the other fishes out some money, or to keep one hand free while you pull out some money? Putting both hands into your pockets will give you a chance to draw faster, but it leaves you temporarily open to attack. Which way do you guys think is better, or is there a better way that I haven't thought of?

The solution to your dilemma is to have that weapon in your pocket be a S&W Model 642 or similar hammerless or shrouded snubby revolver. No need to draw, if you don't mind shooting a hole in your pocket. :D
 
I had a bum ask for some beer money as I was walking into a liquor store. I went in got what I needed and a six pack that I gave to him on the way out. I saw him a couple days later and gave him a job, that was a couple years ago and he turned into one of the best leadmen I've ever had and is still working.
 
Reminds me of one time down in Scotsdale, AZ. We were cruizing along and had just gotten off the freeway when we saw this homeless guy (supposedly at least) with a sign that read, "Why lie? I need beer." About 45 minutes, and our errand finished, later he was one happy guy with an ice-cold case of Bud compliments of me and my roommate.

Good memory,
Mark(psycho)Phipps( HAHAHA! )
 
I think the best sign I'd ever seen a homeless guy carrying was one saying that he needed money for a new hairpiece.

The solution to your dilemma is to have that weapon in your pocket be a S&W Model 642 or similar hammerless or shrouded snubby revolver. No need to draw, if you don't mind shooting a hole in your pocket.

Or setting your pants on fire if fabric, melting them to your leg if polyester-containing, or not being QUITE right with where the muzzle is, and taking a chunk out of your thigh.
 
I'm somewhat compassionate but never give cash. I usually respond by telling them "hey, I'm workin this side of the street" and I never shake hands. Not that I'm a germaphobic but just don't want my gun hand busy shaking hands if I need to pull my weapon.
Pretty much tell them to get a life, get a job, etc.
I know, I'm a sorry person. Oh well.
 
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