Bad Breath Distance = 3 feet
Across /under the card table = 6 feet
Spiiting distance = 10 feet
He has a knife, I have a gun = 21 feet
Whites of his eyes = 40 feet
He's charging! = 50 feet
I can hit a deer/elk in the vitals every time with a handgun = 50 yards
Scoped rifle: it's easy = 100 yards
Scoped rifle: it's not hard = 200 yards
Scoped rifle: there's a wind and movement, I better know what I'm doing with windage = 300 yards
I want to brag = 400+ yards
I did it with an AK, wow worship me! = 500 yards
I yawned doing it with an AR = 600 yards.
I shoot rockchucks with a wildcat and here are laser range finder results and pics = 700 yards. How do you cook rockchucks?
I am a CMP master, with 3 lots of 150 gr ammo and an M1 Garand. = 800+ yards
I am a benchrest shooter trying to stretch my handload holdover and powder mix = 900 yards.
So and so (a famous sniper) shot a bad person with bolt rifle/zip gun in 30-06/8mm/7.62x54 in a (WW1/2. cattle dispute/parking space disagreement) and I want to know how too! =1000 yards.
I eviscerated a a pot bellied stove and killed the badger behind it to my surprise with a Lapua magnum = 1204 yards.
I am a Canadian with a Barret .50, you are not safe = 1250 yards.
I play Call of Duty witb an M1 carbine = 1500 yards
Distance an internet commando can run without puking/using an inhaler/having a long pull from a 48 oz Mountain Dew without questioning the COF as unfair to 'big men' = 4 yards.
Average shirt size of such 'experts' XXL
Average # of posts per day by a 14 year old troll = 56
Average # of posts by a troll pretending to BE a 14 year old kid = 274
Average # of posts Mods reply to before realizing said 14 year old has never handled a weapon outside of a video game = 6.