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<David Allan Coe>
This here Glock fella said he done come up with the purfect pistol.
I looked at it, and said the gun did not like me, and it was not the purfect pistol.
There was nothing about momma, getting drunk, trucks, prison, or trains, not to mention the price of his magazines were gonna go up...
So the Glock fella got up a prototype of a Glock revolver, and said it was purfector and would be sending one on down to to be looked at...
Uncle Teddy was drunk the day that pistol was sent by train that momma did not have to rack the slide on.
With the cost of gas, making me feel like a prisoner in my own home, I did not want to drive my truck to the station to see a purfect revolver.
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...and he never even called me by my name...
This here Glock fella said he done come up with the purfect pistol.
I looked at it, and said the gun did not like me, and it was not the purfect pistol.
There was nothing about momma, getting drunk, trucks, prison, or trains, not to mention the price of his magazines were gonna go up...
So the Glock fella got up a prototype of a Glock revolver, and said it was purfector and would be sending one on down to to be looked at...
Uncle Teddy was drunk the day that pistol was sent by train that momma did not have to rack the slide on.
With the cost of gas, making me feel like a prisoner in my own home, I did not want to drive my truck to the station to see a purfect revolver.
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...and he never even called me by my name...