Nurse, The patient is to receive 2 cc's of sodium pentathol, and after standard prep, should receive 5 administrations of 27 joules electrophoresis. An hour after treatment, he should be given 50 milligrams of prozac and i want him closely observed until my rounds again in the morning.
DX: Obsessive compulsive retail anxiety syndrome with a marked Freudian inclination toward compensation for phallo-sexual inadequacies.
RX: After a brief rest, we will evaluate his reaction to stimuli from Vorderlader & Schwartzpulver internet sites. Further resistance to treatment may result in permanent disability requiring institutionalization. I doubt seriously that an Uberti-Walker manuever will dissuade him from descending further into his unfortunate state. We may need a consult concerning the efficacy of a Pietta-ectomy.