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Things to fear – 1933:
Fear itself
Things to fear – 2007: (A partial list in no particular order. Feel free to add more)
Terrorists
Radical Islamists
Insurgents
Anything vaguely Islamic
Evangelicals
Pat Robertson
Mormons
The ADL
Jehovah's witnesses
Public christmas trees
Public nativity scenes
Public display of any religious sentiment whatsoever (especially if it is not in line with our religious sentiments, whatever they may be)
Anything vaguely religious
Fluoride
PCBs
Food additives
Food supplements
French fries
Cheeseburgers
Bacon
McDonalds entire menu
Dieting
Not dieting
Obesity
Anorexia
Spinach
Ebola
Bird Flu
AIDS
Doctors
Pen knives
Box cutters
Nail clippers
Tweezers
Anything pointy
Shampoo on airplanes
Hair gel on airplanes
Bottled water on airplanes
Expressed breast milk on airplanes
Any liquid on airplanes
Shoes
Cholesterol
Transfats
Soy
Cat food
Dog food
Violence on TV
Violence in movies
Sex on TV
Sex in movies
Evil Black Rifles
Handguns
Magazines that hold more than 10 rounds
Paintball “markers”
Toy guns
Pictures of guns
Drawings of soldiers with guns
Index fingers being pointed in a vaguely gun-like way
Anything else vaguely gun-like
Bullets
Patriarchal oppression
The Glass Ceiling
Radical feminists
Male chauvanists
Right wing fascists
Left wing communists
Pesticides on produce
E. Coli on organic produce
Carbon dioxide
Warm weather
Water
Sharks
Stingrays
Hurricanes
Floods
Tornadoes
FEMA
Republicans
Democrats
Mexicans
Guatemalans
Salvadorans
Darfur
Hezbollah
Cuba
China
Russia
Iraq
Iran
Syria
North Korea
All things vaguely foreign
Hurt feelings
Insensitivity
Political incorrectness
Mean words
Low self esteem
Depression
Anxiety (ok, maybe that is fear itself?)
Taking too much medication
Not taking enough medication
Vioxx
The FDA
The FBI
The CIA
The DEA
The BATFE
The NSA
NAFTA
The NAU
The USA PATRIOT Act
Any government acronym
Things to fear – 1933:
Fear itself
Things to fear – 2007: (A partial list in no particular order. Feel free to add more)
Terrorists
Radical Islamists
Insurgents
Anything vaguely Islamic
Evangelicals
Pat Robertson
Mormons
The ADL
Jehovah's witnesses
Public christmas trees
Public nativity scenes
Public display of any religious sentiment whatsoever (especially if it is not in line with our religious sentiments, whatever they may be)
Anything vaguely religious
Fluoride
PCBs
Food additives
Food supplements
French fries
Cheeseburgers
Bacon
McDonalds entire menu
Dieting
Not dieting
Obesity
Anorexia
Spinach
Ebola
Bird Flu
AIDS
Doctors
Pen knives
Box cutters
Nail clippers
Tweezers
Anything pointy
Shampoo on airplanes
Hair gel on airplanes
Bottled water on airplanes
Expressed breast milk on airplanes
Any liquid on airplanes
Shoes
Cholesterol
Transfats
Soy
Cat food
Dog food
Violence on TV
Violence in movies
Sex on TV
Sex in movies
Evil Black Rifles
Handguns
Magazines that hold more than 10 rounds
Paintball “markers”
Toy guns
Pictures of guns
Drawings of soldiers with guns
Index fingers being pointed in a vaguely gun-like way
Anything else vaguely gun-like
Bullets
Patriarchal oppression
The Glass Ceiling
Radical feminists
Male chauvanists
Right wing fascists
Left wing communists
Pesticides on produce
E. Coli on organic produce
Carbon dioxide
Warm weather
Water
Sharks
Stingrays
Hurricanes
Floods
Tornadoes
FEMA
Republicans
Democrats
Mexicans
Guatemalans
Salvadorans
Darfur
Hezbollah
Cuba
China
Russia
Iraq
Iran
Syria
North Korea
All things vaguely foreign
Hurt feelings
Insensitivity
Political incorrectness
Mean words
Low self esteem
Depression
Anxiety (ok, maybe that is fear itself?)
Taking too much medication
Not taking enough medication
Vioxx
The FDA
The FBI
The CIA
The DEA
The BATFE
The NSA
NAFTA
The NAU
The USA PATRIOT Act
Any government acronym