Originally Posted by Red Dragon
"I woke up this morning to the sound of my tactical alarm clock. I reached over and hit the tactical snooze button, fluffed my tactical pillow and tried to catch a tactical nap. When the tactical alarm went off again, I shut it off, got up, and walked into my tactical bathroom. I took a tactical shower, a tactical poo in my new tactical toilet, and brushed my teeth with my tactical toothbrush. I put on my tactical boxers, tactical t-shirt, tactical dress pants, tactical dress shirt, tactical tie and tactical pocket protector and got ready for tactical breakfast (burnt toast...hey it's black so it must be tactical). After breakfast, I got ready for my day as a mall ninja by getting into my tactical 1986 Nissan Sentra and opening my tactical garage door. Tactical traffic sucked so I was tactically late. My boss gave me a tactical talking to and said if I was late again, I would be tactially fired. It was a long tactical day and I got home and ate some tactical dinner, watched some tactical TV and went to tactical bed."