What's the perfect Zombie weapon?

[CountGlockula]

Just for kicks and for a fun discussion/BS.

What would be your ideal Zombie weapon of choice?

It can be fantasy, it can be in your gun safe, it can be what you long to have. Pictures would be nice too!

I'd say mine would be something like this:
Two Glock model 18s full auto, with unlimited fully loaded 33 round Glock mags, lazer attachments, suppressors and a mean attitude:

Image is taken from the movie Transporter II.

 

[Heavy Metal Hero]

Another one of these?

By the way, the Transporter II had the worst gun play I have ever seen.

 

[USMC6177]

cricket bat

 

[Jamie C.]

What's the perfect Zombie weapon?

A Moderator's ax.


J.C.

 

[BADUNAME13]

 

[MO Gun Nut]

Ma Deuce

 

[ar10]

Vera and Joyce

 

[The Deer Hunter]

^Welcome to The High Road, MO Gun Nut

A Baseball bat. They dont run out of ammo.

 

[Biker]

Light sabre.

Biker

 

[glockman19]

Star Trek, Phazer.

 

[Bazooka Joe71]

http://www.thehighroad.org/search.php?searchid=2467565

Try this for a "fun discussion/BS"

 

[DoubleTapDrew]

Phased plasma rifle (with a 40 pack of Coors). And nachos.

 

[CountGlockula]

Bazooka Joe71-http://www.thehighroad.org/search.php?searchid=2467565
Try this for a "fun discussion/BS"

I knew it was out there. Mods please delete/close.

 

[Biker]

Good Gad, I left out the brew, Drew. I have been shamed.

*burp*

Biker

 

[never_retreat]

Something in 20mm made by GE.

 

[Zen21Tao]

What's the perfect Zombie weapon?

A Moderator's ax.

+1. All guns run out of bullets eventually. But, a moderators thread lock is eternal.

 

[SoCalShooter]

RE: CountGlockula

No offense bud but I think you need to read "The Zombie Survival Guide" Glock18's while nice not exactly the best weapon for said zombie slaying. In fact the best weapon posted was by NOMAD2nd especially if it has a silencer on it.

 

[CountGlockula]

No offense taken SoCal buddy. I guess the Zombie Book is a prerequisite for being an official gun nut?

 

[SoCalShooter]

^ yes exactly

 

[BADUNAME13]

RE: CountGlockula

No offense bud but I think you need to read "The Zombie Survival Guide" Glock18's while nice not exactly the best weapon for said zombie slaying. In fact the best weapon posted was by NOMAD2nd especially if it has a silencer on it.

It's not mine, but yes it does:

 

[Noxx]

Shop smart...

 

[The Deer Hunter]

@ S-Mart

 

[salthouse]

GE XM214 Minigun (see Jesse Ventura in Predator for a demo) Since we are talking zombies, I'm going to assume never ending supply of ammo. http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Machine-Guns/GE_XM214_Minigun.htm

 

[JesseL]

Since zombies can only be stopped with a headshot, are relatively soft, and are most dangerous in large groups; I think this is the one application where an FN P-90/PS-90 would really shine.

50 rounds of low recoil, easy handling, tolerably accurate, zombie brain scrambler.

For all the people suggesting various heavy machineguns, remember that you won't do much to slow them down much without either destroying the brain or making the body mechanically non-functional. It's hard to do either with just a bullet hose against a wave of undead.

 

[Aaryq]

Well...I'll post before it gets locked. My perfect zombie weapon is a Ruger 10/22 and an eighteen wheeler. Guns run out of bullets, cars run out of gas, but by golly, If I'm prepared for the zombies and have 10's of thousands rounds of .22LR and a few hundred gallons of fuel. And I'd be good to go.