What's the perfect Zombie weapon?

[doubleg]

http://www.shottist.com/beltfed.html

I'll take a belt fed AR-15 chambered in 308 with an aimpoint, laser sight, and silencer (so I don't go deaf). That solves the problem with being bitten between mag changes.

That along with an ice cold Pallet of Miller High Life and a box of jumbo wing-dings, crate of marlboro menthols, bottle of Johnny Walker, box of beef jerky.. man the list just keeps getting longer.

 

[Archer1945]

A flame-thrower, preferably mounted on a tank.

 

[Aaryq]

I changed my answer. M2A2 ODS-E Bradley Infantry Fighting Vehicle.

 

[jester5167]

Ok I'll Play


Lahti-Saloranta 20MM Anti-Tank Semi-automatic Rifle Fires 2,300 grain solid tungsten projectile. Mount that ontop of APC. Couple of Ma-Dueces on each side. Plus a driver whos a tad bit on the insane side.

Plus a bottle of JD and a nice cowboy hat, cause if im gonna go im gonna do it drunk and screaming Yippie Kai Aye, M*****F*****. Just try and picture it for a second and tell me thats not the way to go out.

 

[pbonebright]

gau 8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWAaZnALTYc&mode=related&search=

 

[CK]

Mobile Suit Gundam.

Pet Alien.

The car that Ash drives, that has a giant rotary fan with sharp blades.

Realistically? Shotgun with duckbill attachment.

 

[HUMONGO]

Holy Crap! 2 pages and still in before the lock!

Everyone knows that machetes and bats trump firearms in a Zombie fight.

 

[Correia]

The complete Zombie Loadout from FBMG of course:

http://www.fbmginc.com/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&page=shop.browse&category_id=125&Itemid=1

However this is OT, and you guys know how much I love monsters, so this hurts.