aarondhgraham
Member
There's a T-Shirt,,,
It reads:
I have one liberal brother who doesn't want any,,,
One sister who wouldn't know what to do with them,,,
One brother-in-law who isn't ever getting anything of mine,,,
And one nephew who does hunt but wouldn't shoot any of my handguns.
So I have arranged with my brother,,,
He will dole out my guns to friends and acquaintances,,,
I have made a spreadsheet of who gets what and put it in my will.
Two people on this forum are going to score nicely,,,
As well as a few people on another forum,,,
Some will be sold through a FFL friend.
Let the kissing-up begin now.
Most of my 50+ guns will go to close friends,,,
But only to people who I think will actually shoot them.
I have written letters to the recipients that will go with the guns,,,
In the letter I have written about our friendship and what it meant to me.
When it is relevant I have also written about the history of the particular gun,,,
Like when my dear friend Jane gets my Momma's Colt Frontier Scout,,,
She will know that I want her to pass it down to her daughter,,,
She and her daughter are recreational shooters,,,
So the gun won't waste away in a drawer.
Make a plan and implement it,,,
That's all it takes.
Aarond
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It reads:
Oh Lord.
Please don't let my widow sell my guns
For what I told her I paid for them.
Please don't let my widow sell my guns
For what I told her I paid for them.
I have one liberal brother who doesn't want any,,,
One sister who wouldn't know what to do with them,,,
One brother-in-law who isn't ever getting anything of mine,,,
And one nephew who does hunt but wouldn't shoot any of my handguns.
So I have arranged with my brother,,,
He will dole out my guns to friends and acquaintances,,,
I have made a spreadsheet of who gets what and put it in my will.
Two people on this forum are going to score nicely,,,
As well as a few people on another forum,,,
Some will be sold through a FFL friend.
Let the kissing-up begin now.
Most of my 50+ guns will go to close friends,,,
But only to people who I think will actually shoot them.
I have written letters to the recipients that will go with the guns,,,
In the letter I have written about our friendship and what it meant to me.
When it is relevant I have also written about the history of the particular gun,,,
Like when my dear friend Jane gets my Momma's Colt Frontier Scout,,,
She will know that I want her to pass it down to her daughter,,,
She and her daughter are recreational shooters,,,
So the gun won't waste away in a drawer.
Make a plan and implement it,,,
That's all it takes.
Aarond
.