I guess this makes it OK, right? LEO's will laugh.
GUYS this is worth the read, if only for a laugh but it is not that funny to me.
so i am in a park in SF, with a bunch of hippies. yeah i was one of them so what. so i decide to walk over to the pay phone to call my parents.
as i am walking, one unmarked, one marked car rails their way across grass, about ten yards awy from me. since i was the one moving at them time , it was
"where are you going?" "CLICK CLICK" gee thanks, cuffs. "you got any sharps?"
geez. i had about 50 dollars and a phone card.
"we got a description of a guy with a knife just robbed a lady looks like you, long hair, tye dye" (there are about THIRTY such folks within 20 feet of us)
"by the way, you got any drugs for us, and good dope?"
sorry, no.
"oh ok you're not the guy, see you later" cuffs come off. gee thanks.
NOw ******** this one, i asked for it a little=
i am visiting NY , i take a walk to town in suburban LI NY.
i wlak thru town , pass police etc, get an ICE CREAM CONE. oh BOY ! i am up to something now!
start to walk home. just outside of twon walking towards home, police car pulls up.
"Hay can I ask you something? "
oh boy, well here i pushed it a little as i had been being watched all thru town
already, and hadnt done anythng but look weird/
so i got a lOT of hair. i got sick of pulling it all out with a brush. So WHAT. I have dreads. I THOUGHT this WAS AMERICA??
anyway= "hey can i ask you something"
me= "well, ask, i dont know you're gonna make me tell you whatever and i am just trying to walk down the street, i dont know why you arte stoppnig me??"
NOW= sure, i was rude. but what in the heck makes a LE think any citizen wants him to drive up , spin around, stop me, to "ask me a friendly question?"
you're an LEO . you stopped me. get to the point.
so now of course i have made him mad, who am i what am i doing here, suddenly there are EIGHT officers, four cars, some of them angry ,some realizing they are in the middle of a lame LEO's ego trip, and NONE of them no what to do with me.
"how can you be from here if you have a CA license? "
me= "i just said i was here visiting my parents" they had a REal hard time believing me, even though i could give them address right off, i mean it was a joke. i ahd my cell, i said let me connect you to my parents.
so then they figured it out! Oh knives, everyone looves knives.
SUDDenly a woman has reported being robbed, at knifepoint, and some "things" were taken.
"can you tell me what things? do i have them on me? what the heck?"
=GET IN THE CAR!
ok great.
the cop= "ok, you sit. in a few minutes , a witness is gonna drive by , they are not going to id you, then you can go."
me= "uh, can you at least tell me what i took? "
one "good " cop is even trying to play along "shouldnt we see what he has?"
of course i had a thin jacket only.
cop="LIsten. you busted my chops, now i bust yours. the witness will drive by, they will not id you, you will be let go then."
and during the few minutes i was outside , with all these cops trying to think of how bad i must be, you could see about half of thme knew this was a joke, and didnt even want to be a part of it really, but the other half, the old timers, they enjoyed the heck out of it. they knew i was mad, and this was totally bogus.
(ps , they never did look in my pocket)
THE KICKER= my dad drove by and saw all the cops , right after i was let go, he passed me walking. IF ONLY he has shown up when they still had me.
he's a very good citizen, and VERY good at getting angry.
So maybe i asked for him to get angry, but does a citizen not enjoying being harrassed by the police really warrant wasting 20 minutes of an entire towns force, berateing me, cuffing me, and THEN= NEVER even asked whatever he originally wanted to know.
he wanted to ask me something dunb about my hair and see if i spooked.
sure i spooked, but not the way he wanted me to.
LESSON= would i EVER think that
"A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State,."
means that we have the police to act as our state militia????????
(essentially the argumant for gun control, that the police ARE the state militia)
heh. yeah think about it, i think you get it .
DISCLAIMER= before nine million LEOs come gun me down , well if you truly are serving and protecting me, i have great respect for you. I dont like to think what it would be like without police, and REally i just wish these LEO's jerking me around for looking funny would start removing drunks and non signaling MFers from the road. if there is so little crime they have all this time to harrass me, yet "EVERy car on the road has something wrong with it"
well, add it up!
oh boy please dont shoot me. heheh