TehK1w1
Member
I was filling feeders this morning and came up with this.
You might be a South Texas hunter if...
-you have 3 or more pairs of snake boots
-your hunting vehicle has bump-gate scars
-you consider a 140 B&C buck "okay" but a 175 pound buck a "Monster"
-you have ever used the terms "130-class" and "Cull Buck" in the same sentence
-you have the Border Patrol on your speed-dial
-you have ever almost shot a cow thinking it was a Nilgai
-you know what a Nilgai is!!!
-if you have ever filled a sandbag gun rest while sitting in a ground blind
-you have ever have trim/antennas broken off of your hunting vehicle by sunflowers
-you have ever lost a wounded deer because there were too many tracks
-you have ever gone hunting and seen "Just a ten-point"
-you can distinguish between a small feral hog and a javelina at 150 yards-Without binoculars
-the only landmarks on your lease map are windmills
-you have ever attached a tree stand to a windmill
-you carry a slingshot to chase javis(Javilina) away from your feeder while hunting
You might be a South Texas hunter if...
-you have 3 or more pairs of snake boots
-your hunting vehicle has bump-gate scars
-you consider a 140 B&C buck "okay" but a 175 pound buck a "Monster"
-you have ever used the terms "130-class" and "Cull Buck" in the same sentence
-you have the Border Patrol on your speed-dial
-you have ever almost shot a cow thinking it was a Nilgai
-you know what a Nilgai is!!!
-if you have ever filled a sandbag gun rest while sitting in a ground blind
-you have ever have trim/antennas broken off of your hunting vehicle by sunflowers
-you have ever lost a wounded deer because there were too many tracks
-you have ever gone hunting and seen "Just a ten-point"
-you can distinguish between a small feral hog and a javelina at 150 yards-Without binoculars
-the only landmarks on your lease map are windmills
-you have ever attached a tree stand to a windmill
-you carry a slingshot to chase javis(Javilina) away from your feeder while hunting