You'll chop your leg off kid

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Just a humorous reminder about edged weapon safe practices. Given his past history this guy should probably not get near anything remotely dangerous.

Locker room prop costs Jaguars their punter
By EDDIE PELLS, AP SPORTS

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) - Chris Hanson swung and missed.

No, not at a ball he was trying to kick, but at the wood he was trying to chop.

The Jaguars punter needed surgery to close up a gash on his right, non-kicking, leg Thursday after he miscalibrated while using an ax to hack at the massive tree stump that coach Jack Del Rio placed in the locker room a few weeks ago.

Del Rio used the stump as a symbol for the mantra he has adopted for the Jaguars (1-4) this season: "Keep chopping wood."

Hanson took the message literally, and wound up being rushed to the hospital, where he received several stitches, team spokesman Dan Edwards said. Hanson's leg will be in a boot for four to six weeks, and the team hasn't decided whether to place him on injured reserve, Edwards said.

Beginning with Sunday's game against Miami, Jacksonville's only Pro Bowl player from last season will be replaced by Mark Royals, who was cut earlier this year by the Dolphins.

The accident happened while position players were in meetings.

"Specialists have more free time on their hands," Del Rio explained.

After the team fell to 0-3, Del Rio had the tree stump placed in the middle of the locker room, set atop a plastic tarp, and equipped with an ax planted in the base of the log. The stump and ax remained in the room over the last two weeks, and every now and then, players would hack away, spraying wood chips all about the teal carpeting.

On Thursday, when the media was allowed into the locker room, the stump was still there, albeit much worse for wear. The ax, meanwhile, was gone. Asked what happened to the ax, several players just shook their heads and smiled.

Del Rio opened his daily news conference by saying Hanson suffered an accident. Asked what kind of accident, he said it was "a locker room accident." Pressed further, Del Rio acknowledged it was with the ax.

Thus marked a bad ending to a pretty decent motivational idea. After Jacksonville's bad start, the first-year coach insisted to the team to "keep chopping wood," telling the players that hard work was the only way to solve their problems.

"The message was understood," he said. The log, he said, "was symbolic more than anything else. The thing was on its way out, but just not soon enough."

This isn't the first time Hanson has been injured in an unconventional manner.

In June 2002, Hanson, his wife and former Jaguars kicker Jaret Holmes were severely burned while they were making fondue at Hanson's house, and the fondue pot overturned.
 
Looking back over the hostory books, diaries, letters, etc. that I have read, axe injuries seem to have been pretty common back when wood chopping was a regular part of most people's lives. Given that people used to hurt themselves when they actually knew how to use an axe, I'll give this guy a micron of slack. Better he should have left the display alone, of course.
 
poor use of metaphor + clipping, 20 yards

Axes are not intended to chop into large stump faces,
its too easy to glance a blow off an edge into yerself.

Besides that, i believe axe swing indoors is a boyscout rulebook violation.

Large stumps are used as chopping blocks,
or split into stove wood with a maul and wedges

"Chopping wood" would involve using an axe to cut long pieces to stove size

this is better accomplished with the chainsaw

:evil:
 
"Specialists have more free time on their hands," Del Rio explained.

Aw, say what you mean, coach. We all know the truth. He's a KICKER! This tells us two things:

1. Everybody's sorry he's in pain, but nobody really cares if he's there or not, and

2. Nobody's surprised.



(Picking on kickers: the last acceptable bigotry.) :D
 
Opinion.
In days of yore, more folks used the axe as a tool.
And some of them hurt themselves.

I think that just because more folks used them, doesn't mean that more folks knew how to use them properly.

I have worked with folks that made a living with an axe. Their tools were in good shape, well sharpened and used with knowledge.

I have seen some pretty sorry lookin axes used haphazardly on both workin farms and stump farms.

Coach a dip for leavin it there.

Kicker a klutz for cuttin himself.

Sam
 
Point is a man has got to know his limitations. I've split a fair amount of wood as a kid and for a while in high school I took up axe felling rather large trees to consume excess energy. Had a few close calls. Axe, maul, machete, or khuk whatever you're swinging is going to travel in a big arc that may intersect your body at some point. Care needs to be taken to ensure your parts are not in the miss zone or where it could be deflected. Swing under control. Sharp tools are safer.

Maybe if they go play the falcons the Braves fans can get in a little tomahawk chop action since their lousy team isn't playing anymore this year.
 
Natural selection is not held at bay for sports enthusiasts. People that don't stick with what they know or won't take the time to learn before they start are accidents waiting to happen.
 
Dude got what he deserved. I work with an axe on a regular basis and if you do not respect it, it will bite you, just like most useful things.

I shall wager that he won't make that mistake again.
 
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