Anybody else unable to read the description?
The lister must have a defective keyboard, because it triples the parentheses, stars, and exclamation points, which have been interspersed randomly, puts quotation marks around every third word for no conceivable purpose, and apparently gets stuck on caps lock for stretches at a time.
What happened to just typing a sentence, using more or less English grammar, quotation marks to actually quote something, and caps at the start of a sentence? Does yelling a description somehow make the gun better?