Is there a universal chart to size semi autos?

[Hokkmike]

I was wondering if anybody made a universal chart or diagram to rank semi auto pistols by size, weight, and configuration to demonstrate the most to least concealable and portable. I know it has been done with smaller "mouse" guns but how about for all pistols?

 

[Pat-inCO]

To do what?

Your ability to conceal a handgun is based not just on the gun, but on your size (height, girth, etc.), sex (female shape is distinctly different than male), age (flexibility) and personal prejudices.

How do you put all of that in one chart?