Text-based gunfight

[BerettaNut92]

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM ping!

They're coming over the hill, start shooting already!!!

 

[oneshooter]

clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop

















Amish drive by






Oneshooter
Livin in Texas

 

[matt87]

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM ping!

Garand?


BANG tap rack BANG lock drop rack rack rack insert rack BANG tap rack KB!

[hi-point potmetal pistol]

 

[Technosavant]

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG

<witty comments while reloading to a buxom female>

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG

<smoke clears, thousands of dead before me>


Well, I've got one of those Hollywood guns:

 

[heron]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZATTT!

Laser rifle!

 

[ID_shooting]

FLASH! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

There, you all now glow in the dark

 

[Mannix]

How's this for a text based gunfight?

http://img40.imageshack.us/my.php?image=feuerfreimovie.swf

 

[SoCalShooter]

firez zee lazerz!! bew bew bew bew!

 

[Matt King]

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG- .357 Revolver.~

 

[Warren]

Dakka Dakkka Dakka

 

[ctdonath]

Climax of The Matrix - rendered in ASCII text.

 

[66912]

whumph!!! sizzle, sizzle, sizzle. (gas bomb with a little napalm added for effect)

 

[mister_wilburn]

--HQ19 this is W95, fire for effect, over.
--grid BV 1234 4567, over.
--2 fellows with ak riding a donkey with a 107mm rocket on the back, WP followed by HE in effect, over.

sit back, and watch the fireworks, shake and bake!!!

 

[Jim March]

WARNING!

I am now draining my RV's blackwater tanks for chemical warfare usage...

 

[CypherNinja]

How's this for a text based gunfight?

"hai2u spy satellite": Awesome.




ping.........klunk <======= That was a grenade....

 

[Dave R]

BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...
BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...

Mag swap......

BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...
BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...

Mag swap...

Two mags from my AK. Are we thinning them out yet?

 

[Okami]

Bloop..............................................................................Fwump!!!
M203

 

[Archie]

ZZZZZZZZZZink!
Ka-clack clack!
BANG!
Click-clack!
Ka-clack clack!
BANG!
Click-clack!
Ka-clack clack!
BANG!
Click-clack!
Ka-clack clack!
BANG!
Click-clack!
Ka-clack clack!
BANG!
Click-clack!

Okay, my Eddystone and I done five of 'em. But they was an important five.

 

[General Geoff]

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....


"I knew I should have stocked up on .308 sooner rather than later..."

 

[TheDisturbed1]

Pull!

*WHOOOM*
ka-cling

 

[HiroProX]

*Click* *Chachunk!*

*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*

*Click* *Chachunk!*

*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*

*Click* *Chachunk!*

*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*

3 mags from my L1A1

 

[BerettaNut92]

bangSPROING bangSPROING bangSPROING bangSPROING <--- Skunk's fantasy AR-15

 

[igor]

fumblefumblefumbleclick shla-SHLOK BRRP BRRRRRP BRRRRRRRRRRP BRRRRSHLOK
fumblefumblefumble...

31 KP Suomi

 

[BerettaNut92]

thoomp. FWWEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee..........

BLAAAAM!!!!

(video game mortar, heck if I know what they sound like in real life)

 

[BerettaNut92]

"Amerikaner!!! Gurgen bloomberblixen!"

"Aye schnauzer, heefenhoffen!!"

--close quarter combat in a French villiage in occupied by extras speaking fake German in a low budget war movie