Text-based gunfight

[GlowinPontiac]

BANG...click click..................BANG...click click............BANG


sniper rifle.

 

[quatin]

Chuka chuka ping bang
bang pft twap boom
boom kachunk zing ratatata

I think it's Sanskirt...

 

[Medusa]

Typically - breath in, hold, squeeze, BANG, follow through. Repeat.

Or BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Barrel change - Scythe

 

[Piedmont Plinker]

BOOM SHOCKWAVE RIPPLE RIPPLE (Mosin Nagant)
BOOM FLAME(CZ 52)

 

[torpid]

They're coming over the hill, start shooting already!!!


I'm on it. Watch this...


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DUDE!!! How did you do that?!!!!


With my mind.
It's pretty easy once you Zen out.

DUDE... I'm in LOVE!!!

 

[Evil Monkey]

This thread is so damn juvenile. For a minute, I thought I was on a GameFaqs board!!! In any way....DRIVE BY!!!

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW! POW! POW! POW POW POW POW

 

[Sistema1927]

bang, clang. bang, clang. bang, clang. bang, clang. bang, clang.
bang, clang. bang, clang. bang, clang. bang, clang. bang, clang.

BANG, CLANG, BANG, CLANG, BANG, CLANG, BANG, CLANG, BANG, CLANG, BANG, CLANG, BANG, CLANG, BANG, CLANG, BANG, CLANG, BANG, CLANG.

BOOM, BOOM....BOOM, BOOM

(Typical CAS stage, no "stealth bullets".)

 

[tinygnat219]

I like: Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam SPANG! M-1 Garand firing.

 

[ZeSpectre]

Sistema1927 -Nice shootin' there pard! Clean match and all. How was yer time?

CZ22 - you left out the richochet (not the bullet, the brass being ejected from the chamber of that CZ-52)

 

[ctdonath]

(Dang, this is one of the funniest threads I've seen in years...second only to Fark's "Business Cards for Fictional Characters" Photoshop contest...)

Scene: restaurant full of guys who justifiably have it in for the main character, who is sitting at a table looking at a menu.

...lights...camera...action...

[door opens]
[guy looks up]
[fade to black]

 

[ctdonath]

pft shmut






Subsonic silenced .22 bolt.

 

[chetth]

...Prelaunch sequence complete.
3...2...1 Keyturn

 

[Sistema1927]

Sistema1927 -Nice shootin' there pard! Clean match and all. How was yer time?

Gettin' better all the time. It is amazing how much better you get with practice.

What is sad is the fact that I shoot my cowboy guns better than just about anything else these days. An 1892 feels better than an AR15, a pair of SAAs beat out a 1911 and a Glock, and an external hammer coach gun seems more natural than an 870.

 

[Stickjockey]

Since the silliness has already started:
(Sound of Pratt & Whitney R2800 approaching at about 5,000 feet)
(rise in pitch and volume)

BADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDA! BADDABADDABADDA! BADDABADDABADDABADDABADDA!

FWI-FWISSHHHH!
FWI-FWISSHHHH!
FWI-FWISSHHHH!
FWI-FWISSHHHH!

(Sound of Pratt & Whitney R-2800 climbing out and departing for refuel and rearm.)

 

[sixgunner455]

thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpetythumpetythump...

"gunner, IR targets at 2 oclock, 12 individuals with weapons and a vehicle."

"Roger, I have them."

"We'll pop-up and take them out with the cannon. Hit the vehicle with one rocket."

"Roger."

WHIIIIINE/THUMPTHUMPTHUMPETYTHUMPTHUMP....

bbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttt/fwooooooooooosh

BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

-AH-64 Longbow.

 

[Old Dog]

Ah well, a couple snorts of reposado ... I'll play:

Schwishhh schwishh schwishh ...

BAM-BAM!

Thumppp ...

[man bringing knife to a gunfight]

 

[shotgunkevin]

creak... creak... creak...

whisper whisper whipser

clack-SHUCK

whisperwhisperwhisperwhisper...

BOOM!! clack-SHUCK BOOM!!clack-SHUCK

(middle of the night, 2 felons, 2 rounds of 12 gauge felon-repellant)

 

[Jubjub]

 

[MarshallDodge]

Spotter: Enemy target 3-clicks.

Click, Click, Click. . . . BANG

Spotter: Kill confirmed.

 

[.cheese.]

You guys need to grow up... I'd never actually take part in something as du

pfft....pfft....pfft

(me using a sound suppressed .22lr rifle.... what? It's all I had on me at the time)

*I can hear in the distance, "DIRKA DIRKA DIRKA!"

 

[TheDisturbed1]

Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam -slllick plop sllip click snap*-
Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam... AREA CLEAR!
1911

 

[M249MachineGun]

"Hey, did you hear that?"
"Huh? What, no. Just press the button when I do to launch the nuc-"
Click...shlick...gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle


Benchmade automatic.

 

[Dionysusigma]

*poppoppoppoppop* *clink*

*schlunk*

BOOM

Ow...

*schlunk* *ting* *schlunk*

BOOM

Ow...

*schlunk* *ting* *schlunk*

BOOM

Ow...

*schlunk* *ting* *schlunk*

BOOM

Ow...

*schlunk* *ting* *schlunk*

BOOM

Ow...

*schlunk* *ting*

*poppoppoppoppop* *clink*

*schlunk*

/me shooting my Yugo M48

 

[ptmmatssc]

pump..pump..pump..pump..pump..pump..pump..pump..pump..pump....click......pftt. ... OUCH ! What the hell was that ?

Daughter and my beeman , followed by ......Click-clack.... BA-BOOOOOM.....thump

Me and the trusty old Mosin M-44.

Use the daughter to get their attention first

 

[AF_INT1N0]

click click click clickitty click click click click click click clickitty click.

SSSSSHHHHHHHEEEEEEEE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM




BOOM


Orbital RAil Gun!!