Who's Got the "Redneck" joke in their signature?

[perpster]

There's a THR poster who's signature says something like "What's the last thing a Red Neck hears: "Hey, watch me do this" " or something like that. Of course I've searched but can't find it now that I want to send it to a friend who describes himself as a Redneck [no offense intended!!!].

Can anyone point me to a post so I can cut/paste it?

Thanks,
Perp

 

[CORDITE]

I think the last part is: "Hold my beer and watch this..."

 

[lbmii]

What's a Redneck's last words? "Hey guys! Watch this!"

Followed by the sounds "BOOM!" or squealing tires and crumpled metal, breaking glass, or you name it.

 

[pdt203]

Hey Y'all, watch this!

 

[HighVelocity]

If I hear anyone say "hey y'all watch this", I immediately leave the area.

 

[lbmii]

Ok I think the official way is:

"Hey there buddy hold dis here beer for ah secon. Hey y'all waah diss!"

Followed of course by the sounds made by a variety of panicking farm animals.

 

[Mal H]

It's probably pete f.

 

[perpster]

It's probably pete f.

Yep. Mal H got it. Thanks Mal (& to everyone else).

I swanee, this is a great website!

Perpster

 

[Mal H]

You're welcome.

... and with that we'll close the books on this one. Not much else to discuss on it.