Got divorced in the late '80s, and my now-ex took my modest collection (all my hunting rifles, a half-dozen revolvers and a few semi-automatics) to the local hock shop, along with a few power tools and the TV and VCR in my den. Even with threat of a lawsuit, I never got anything returned to me.
Flash forward many, many years. I have a recurrent dream in which I open an old cardboard box in the basement, and find my early '80 Browning Hi Power hiding in a folded up sweater. While I'm marveling over it, from upstairs comes the unmistakable sound of breaking glass followed by footsteps and muffled voices that don't belong in my normally silent house.
I drop the magazine, ensure it's full, tap and rack and move into a tactical position to pan the doorway (Disclaimer: I don't work for Uncle Sam in that capacity anymore and haven't for a very, very long time), the first tango moves into sight with a black rifle of some sort. I pan again, prepare to fire and my mag drops loose. Then it's as if I'm swimming through molasses while I try to retrieve the errant mag and then the tango is in an optimum position for me in the stairwell with his weapon leading in a way that lets me know he's a street punk but I still can't reload while he moves down towards me.
Then I wake up in a sweat. After I blink and assure myself it's the old dream again, I retrieve my EDC and can't help but doing a press check and mag tap. That dream is just marginally worse for me than the one where the hospital administrator approaches me and tell me I missed 1 credit in high school, thereby invalidating undergrad and med school and then I'm standing in the hallway facing a bank of lockers in a remarkable dream construct of my high school, circa 1978.
I gotta stop eating before bedtime...