Gun related Haiku thread..

John_R said:

Bang bang bang bang bang.
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.
Bang bang bang bang bang.

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I unliked this just so I could like it again!

My wife just said you all have been breathing too much Hoppes.

Mauser lover said:

My wife just said you all have been breathing too much Hoppes.

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Hoppe's gun cologne
A dab here, behind the ear
Chicks dig it, my man

immeasurable
a square broken with a stone
a proper pin stop

the ball cut is now
eschewed restraint from the past
different but not

volcanic silence
omnipotent force of peace
forty five drawn unused

massive beautiful
ever present as the moon
a holstered tiger

Favorite pistol
Nineteen eleven
call me a fanboy

ten twenty two sucks
Ruger fans I do not get
total p o s

don't say many sold
McDonald's sells millions too
does not make them good

Yeah, I'm on a roll. Up next: bashing Hi Point LOL.

up in Alaska
there's a grizzly bear hunting
out on the mountain

a boy on the run
that grizzly may be bad but
better off hiding

he ain't no match for
mister Winchester's rifle
no he ain't no match

With respects to Mr. Hoyt Axton. (It was not easy to make the lyrics fit the 5-7-5 format, so I had to change them up a bit.)

Searching a gunshow
Spying dogears in a rack
Behold M-39

Why are the guns gone
But the cleaning supplies full?
Same with the targets

I dont reload yet
Should I trade my primer stash
For some match .2-2?

Trashyshoots said:

I dont reload yet
Should I trade my primer stash
For some match .2-2?

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Keep all your primers
They don't grow on trees you know
You'll thank me someday

A boy traipsing
Finds squirrel in a tree
Brings home trophy

An unloaded gun
Treats it always as loaded
No hospital bill

Thank you service men
The debt will I, remember
Our freedoms, you guard

God created man
Samuel Colt made equal
To meet ones Creator

Our Constitution
Is under attack, defend
Truth will prevail, must

If the above text
Out of bounds, remove it
Mods, I understand

Old Dog said:

Favorite pistol
Classic Nineteen eleven
call me a fanboy

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Fixed it for you, only 5 in the middle

Last one, I promise
Cigarettes and firearms
Promise of' broken

Here's one about my latest purchase:

Browning BPS
Elegant, solid, design
Slide action goodness

I got a 12 gauge Hunter model, 28 inch barrel, made in 1986.